pastor ebeneezer smith

Rev Ebeneezer Smith is quite possibly the
greatest soulwinner the entire world has ever
known. He is the head pastor, overseer,
rabbi, master of the flock, leader, and
orchestrator of The Landover Baptist Church
Corporation. He reserves the right to full
authority as granted him in Romans 13
(chapter entire) and uses it to the fullest
extent. Able to win a soul in under 10 seconds
with half a verse from Leviticus, Rev. Smith is
to be feared by any devil-lover or Catholic
who crosses his path. Responsible for turning
a backwoods shack into a 75 million dollar a
year ministry, Pastor Smith is sure to go
down in history as one of the greatest
American Christians ever to walk the face of
this planet. All members of Landover Baptist
Church, and it's staff are happy to submit to
his authority.

Above: Landover Baptist Chief
Educator, Master of the Flock,
Teacher, Rabbi, and
Soulwinner Extrodinare, Pastor
Ebeneezer Smith. He single-
handedly (with a little help from
the Lord) built an old country
tool shed into the the most
powerful Church in the World.