ex catholic priest rev

Pastor John Clunas an ex-Catholic turned fundamentalist,
turned alcoholic, turned Irish rugby star, turned Catholic
priest, turned African big-game hunter, turned Catholic
monk, turned alcoholic again, turned Catholic priest again,
turned married man, turned fundamentalist, turned
riverboat gambler, turned fur-trapper, turned regional
director for Guiness distribution, turned alcoholic again,
turned Catholic priest again, turned fundamentalist again,
turned (and currently) orator of Holy Communion at the
Landover Baptist Church. It is soley because of Pastor
Clunas that we now use red wine in our communion
services.