Dr HR Stone

H.R. used to ride into Freehold Iowa on horseback when
Landover Baptist Church was nothing more than a
converted moonshine shack. He is still known as the last
remaining Christian Cowboy, and carries a Bible and a
gun (both legally, praise God!). His crusades are old
fashioned, saw the branch you're sittin' on, hell-fire and
brimstone country preachin'. Folks sometimes have
seizures or go into convulsive shock when H.R. preaches
on the torments of hell. When H.R. comes into town with his
horse, his gun, his cowboy hat, and his King James Bible,
you can be darn sure there's gonna be some poor lost soul
who's gonna give his life over to some old time religion,
whether they like it or not.