Dr Fred Fingers

What Christian Church would be complete without a
Plastic Surgeon? Certainly not a church that is
interested in giving it's best for the Lord. Dr. Frederick
Fingers comes to us from Los Angeles California
where he was a cosmetic surgeon for nearly 27 years.
Pastor Ebeneezer won his soul three years ago while
the good Reverend was undergoing lower lip surgery.
Since his salvation, Dr. Fingers limits his services to
Upper Class Fundamentalist Baptists only. His self-
experimentation in theoretical facial surgery brought
him national attention in 1989 when he successfully
grafted a 'third eye' into the back of his head. We here
at Landover are please that Dr. Fingers now makes his
home in Freehold, Iowa. Because of Dr. Finger's
personal value and large contributions to Landover
Baptist, Rev. Smith has made him a permanent
member of the church staff, where he holds a seat on
the board of directors and participates in all important
church policy making issues. Dr. Fingers is 87 years
old.

Above: Dr. Frederick
Fingers, Christian
Plastic Surgeon. A
tummy tuck, lower lip
resurfacing, ear-
pinbacks, nostril
reconstruction, or just
plain old chin
implants, Dr. Fingers
is always happy to
serve the Lord by
serving you.