TERROR ALERT: Call Your Republican Congressman to Support the "No Knock List"

On the heels of the wildly successful “No Call List” which prohibits telemarketers from calling listed numbers, Landover Baptist lobbyists in Washington are vigorously pushing the “No Knock List” currently before Congress. This bill will allow American households to register their Christian homes with the FBI. Once a family is listed, they will be absolutely immune from any criminal prosecution or civil damages that arise from the injury, mutilation, death or dismemberment of any Jehovah’s Witness, Mormon or other pesky false-faith missionary knocking on their doors. Once this bill is passed, American Christians will finally be able to retire their stun guns and haul out the real ammunition to thwart this insidious form of domestic terrorism.