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Jesus Visits The White House
Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred, fields questions from misguided Americans and foreign trash on "Ask the White House."
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Die Already!
True Christians™ make plans to celebrate the King of the Mary Worshipper's death and swift descent to Hell.
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Alabama: A Preview of the Glories of a Christian America!
Alabama is now and has always been the lone Mecca for Christians - and a testament to all of the righteousness of theocracy.
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Tin-Level Tither Convicted of Manslaughter in Miscarriage Mishap
Mezzanine seat church ticket holder, Mrs. Jack (Marcia) Davies, was convicted of third degree murder in connection with the death of her four-week old zygote last Tuesday. The jury returned a unanimous verdict after it learned that Mrs. Davies, despite her pregnancy, continued to attend step aerobics classes at the Freehold YWCA. During a “reverse-hop-turn” on the bench, Mrs. Davies slipped and landed on her belly. She then made her way to the restroom, and the baby made its way into the Freehold sewer system. The jury sentenced Mrs. Davies to 20 years in a maximum security prison cell and hard labor. Pastor Deacon Fred expressed the church’s universal support for the verdict. “Whether you stab a newborn infant, strangle a one-year-old baby, don’t eat the right foods while expecting, or just plain slip, the bottom line is that you’re a killer. Hopefully, Mrs. Davies has learned that a True Christian™ lady stays in bed when expecting (not that she’ll get out in time to actually act on that knowledge).”
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