November 2003


Surfin' the Net With Jesus!
November, in the year of our LORD, 2003

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By Judy O'Christian

Glory, glory, glory! Thanksgiving is on the way in our True Christian nation! And don't we have so much to be thankful for! Our True Christian Warriors are busy spreading the Love of Jesus all over this Christian nation!

Let's think about what we have to be thankful for shall we?

Lord, I am thankful that You put George W. Bush in office, even when He didn't get the majority of the vote. Truly the world is a much better place.

I am thankful that our Godly Republican party is bringing the good old days back to America.

I am thankful that True Christians are finally becoming active in serving their communities.

I am thankful for fair and balanced political commentators like Rush Limbaugh.

I am thankful that George W. Bush has found a way to bring peace (and conversion through fine, delicious pork products!) to Israel.

I am thankful that God and George W. Bush have liberated those ungrateful heathens in Iraq.

I am thankful, Lord, that you gave us Ronald Reagan.

I am thankful, Lord, that you gave us new fool-proof voting machines to keep libruls from stealing elections.

I am thankful that the Republican message is getting out loud and clear.

I thank the LORD for making sure Americans get a good education and aren't stupid like the libruls.

Thank you, Daddy God, for giving us God-fearing True Christian men in our churches.

I am thankful for Christian discipline!

I am thankful that lying Bill Clinton is gone and George W. Bush is honest.

I am thankful that God will send libruls to Hell. (Why can't they just shut up and quit asking so many questions?) Burn, libruls!

I am thankful that God will send witches to Hell.

I am thankful that God will send homosexurals to Hell, Lord, I can't wait to stand next to you on a cloud and watch them burn for their sinful choice.

In Christian Love,


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