Landover To Require Fidelity of Ex- Ministry Graduates
Backsliding was reported in 15 of 17 ministries as at least one participant in each was caught reverting back (or coming close) to his old, Satanic ways.
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Blair Witch 2: Finally, A Christian Movie the Whole Family Can Enjoy!
The hidden theme of the movie is that physical and mental disaster befalls those who defy God's word.
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Jimmy Carter's Habitat For Heathens!
All the insulation in the world won't be thick enough to protect him from the unquenchable fires of Hell.
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Science Doesn't Make Any Sense!
As Christians, we don't have silly stories or some bizarre mythology to explain the Truth. We know that Jesus is up in Heaven,
living on a cloud, sitting on a golden throne.
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Church To Allow Gals To Vote
The measure requires ladies to vote for whomever their husband tells them.
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God is Fed Up With Middle East. Wants it Neutron Bombed
God says to Landover prayer group: "I have tried for 4,000 years to help those people, but they are nothing but trouble. I have, frankly, had it!"
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Church Members Prepare For Thanksgiving
As an added bonus this year, authentic Brazilian Indians in native attire will clean and prepare the birds for our very own Pilgrims.
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Freakylinks: A Sissy's Version of God's Menacing Horrors
But there are no commercial breaks from the Lord's wrath.
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