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Scottish Farmers Back With Wives in Aftermath of Foot-and-Mouth Epidemic
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Dove Hunter Unloads Round of Buckshot Into Holy Spirit
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Baptist Book Review:
Daddy, Why Did Jesus Kill Grandma?
A Christian coloring book that answers those tough questions kids often ask.
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New Monthly Feature:
Brother Harry's Bible Study
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The Baby Jesus Cartoon Ministry
05/14/01! New toons added weekly!
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Laura Bush's Guide To Republican Glamour
"I simply tuck my breasts into the elastic waistband of my Dress Barn skirt (to keep them from giving me a black eye when I gallop through the West Wing)."
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Baptist Movie Review:
So-Called "Planet of the Apes"
Hollywood devolves and peddles an unnatural selection.
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Baptist Ladies Ambush Frumpy Pentecostals With Emergency Makeovers
"Only Jesus can save those tongue-talking frumps from Hell, but we can at least save them from looking like Hell in the meantime."
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Our Godly Film Reviews

Planet of the Apes
Charlton Heston does his best to save Christians from Hollywood's vehicle for Satan's big lie: EVOLUTION.
Hannibal Delightfully Biblical!
The Grinch Satan Painted Green
Castaway A Life Without Jesus
Blair Witch 2 A Christian Movie!
The Patriot Anti-Christian Trash!
Thomas & The Magic Railroad
Dinosaur: Not for Children
Me, Myself & Satan: Demon Possession
Gladiator: Homosexual lust!
American Psycho: Bill Clinton
Man on the Moon: ...or Devil in Hell?
Toy Story 2: Satan's New Film
The Green Mile: Men, Prison, Showers
Blair Witch Project: Dora Jean Reviews
Boys Don't Cry: "Bull Dykes Don't Cry"
American Beauty: Ugly Satanic Slop
The Talented Mr. Ripley: Fine Christian Fare

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Christian Movie Reviews With Which We Agree

Interactive Bible Quizzes!

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The Bible Slavery Quiz
New "test" ament Quiz
Role of Women Bible Quiz
Creation Science Quiz
New Testament Damnation Quiz
The Wrath of God Quiz
Bible Punishment Quiz
Bible Sex Quiz
What Did Jesus Say? Flash Quiz!

Landover Movies!

Flash Movie: Levitical Law Week Flash Movie: Bush Campaign
Animated Gif: The Jesus Fish
Movie File: Film Protest

Christian Politics

PLEASE PRAY FOR JENNA BUSH!
The Devil jumped right out of GW into his daughter! Focus your unspoken prayer requests by digging through the dirt!

We Need Dick!
Betty's Notes
Abortion Rumor
Bush Quotes!
Court Supremes
Church Ladies
Homos & Kids!

High Yellow
LIE-berman
Laura Bush Interview
Clinton - Porn Lover
Liberals Hate
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