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NATIONAL NEWS
Landover Wins National Christian Truth or Tolerance Campaign by Turning Away
235% More People in 2002
"From the uttermost to the guttermost," recalls Pastor Deacon Fred, "our
godly church proudly turned away so many lost, pathetic souls last year we
lost count around April. I don't know if it is the failing economy we
inherited from that sex maniac Bill Clinton, but we saw a huge increase this
year in filthy, hungry ragamuffins pounding on our imported African ebony church doors. We've
also had famous so-called dignitaries try to slip past our security,
too. It just makes my blood boil when I think of all the sloppy trash,
claiming to want to know Jesus and they have the effrontery to show up in our
spotless sanctuary without a coat and tie."
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We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons.
If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed
on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
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THE WHITE HOUSE DEPARTMENT OF FAITH
On January 20, 2001, President George W. Bush signed an executive order establishing the United States Department of Faith (DOF). Headed by
Mr. Bush's and God's favorite church
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