Pray
the Pledge of Allegiance to, "One Nation Under Jesus Christ"
The following
eleven tips are designed to assist Christian children in utilizing the
Pledge of Allegiance as a tool for rescuing their hellbound classmates
from false religions. If you are a Christian parent of a Christian child
who unfortunately attends a....
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True
Christian Republican Guide to Jew York City
It is no
coincidence that the good Lord made the island of Manhattan in the shape
of a freshly pinched turd. Think of it as His way of warning True
Christians™ they are visiting a place inhabited by millions of people
responsible for killing His Son...
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"One
Nation Under MY GOD," Sister Betty Bowers' Godly (Republican)
Politics
Discover Politics the RIGHT
way! Sister Betty Bowers' incredible political archive is not to
be missed for anyone who REALLY loves Jesus!...
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Tribute to Strom Thurmond: The Last True Christian™ Senator
“I wanna tell you, ladies and
gentlemen, that there’s not enough troops in the army to force the
southern people to break down segregation and admit the nigger race into
our theaters and swimming pools, into our homes and into our churches -
Mr. Thurmond ...
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True
Christian Voter Guide
Check the issues,
and find out where the Godly Republicans and Evil Democrats differ
during the general elections...
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Pastor
Counsels President on Alcohol Problem
“It is unfortunate that this
problem could affect such a great man,” noted Deacon Fred. “Those of
us in the know have recognized that Mr. Bush was still drinking even
before he became President. One look at video of him during the Florida
recount vote...
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Embryos
Granted US Citizenship Rights
Lesbian Senator
Hillary Clinton asserts that the Department of Faith is using the new
executive order that adds nine months to people's ages to "police
sin." She told Congress that parents in the State of Iowa are
required to register...
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Download
Your True Christian American Flag!
Proudly display this glorious
flag in your office cubicle. The original American Flag, as our
founding fathers intended it! Before that whore, Betsy Ross got
hold of it!...
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Landover
Baptist to Head White House Department of Faith!
On
January 20, 2001, President George W. Bush signed an executive order
establishing the United States Department of Faith (DOF). Headed by Mr.
Bush's and God's favorite church, Landover
Baptist Church, the DOF is entrusted with overseeing disbursement of
millions of taxpayer dollars to religious charities...
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Demoncrat Senate?
Those do-gooder Demoncrats want
to take our money and tax our corporations so they can make the
environment and ecology fit for future generations to come when True
Christians/Republicans know there aren't going to be many future
generations...
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Homosexuals
Prefer Dick and Colin Over "Bush"
Despite homos’ aversion to
Bush, homos have far less objection to those surrounding Bush. The
surveys cited above found a generally held belief among homo men that
the country is in good shape in light of the presence of Dick and Colin...
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George
Bush Touches Teenage Boy
The
boy agreed, and President Bush took the boy to one of the Sunday School
rooms for 30 minutes to lead him in the sinner's prayer! When President
Bush and the boy returned, it was obvious that Jesus had performed a
miracle and saved that boy's soul...
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Landover
Petitions for Iowa State Voting Procedures Modeled AFter Electoral
College
"For too long, our
national and statewide elections have been decided by a single bloc of
voters -- people living in Satanic cities -- simply because the vast
majority of the population resides there," observed Landover pastor
and financier, Brother Harry...
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America
Needs Dick!
Cheney promises us eight years
after Bush's eight years of good old-fashioned Old Testament values.
A brief review of Cheney's voting record in the U.S. House of
Representatives reveals why he...
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