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 Daddy,
Why Did Jesus Kill Grandma?
This beautifully illustrated
Christian children's book is grounded in the timeless words of Jesus
Christ. Jesus teaches all of his children not to be afraid of the Devil,
but to be afraid of God. "But I forewarn you whom ye shall
fear." Jesus says in Luke 12:5, "Fear Him, who after he hath
killed hath...
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Are Your Children Playing With Lucifer's Testicles?
Pagan kids didn't have anything to do on Easter Sunday because their mommies and daddies were stuck in a false temple all day, naked and writhing around with their neighbors in Satanic orgies of the flesh. You see, parents had to come up with a way to occupy their children while they were away from home, praying and fornicating under the altar of Satan. ...
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 The
Mr. Pinky and the Hidey Hole
Your child will never forget the story of Mr. Pinky and the shocking lesson he learns when he tries to wiggle inside a Hidey Hole. Mr. Pinky’s so-called, “friend,” Dr. Wiggles (a children's doctor during the day, and evenings he is Father Wiggles, the cunning local Catholic priest) introduces Mr. Pinky into the lurid world of hidey holes...
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 The
Little Jew: Levi the Dancing Cockroach
A delightful children's book
for Christian youngsters age 5-10. Levi, The Dancing Cockroach teaches
kids about Jewish behavior, traditions, and culture, in a fun and easy
to remember way. Christian educators are excited about this book!
The story follows greedy little Levi, a dancing cockroach on the
adventure...
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 Donkeys
Can Talk, People Can Fly, And a Man Named Jesus Lives Up in the Sky!
A wonderfully animated approach
to the Bible. Secular children will be introduced to timeless True
Christian beliefs that come directly out of the Scriptures and not from
the hallucinations of some boat-riding, bird-watching, monkey-loving,
lizard-humping, 19th-century liberal!
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 Nancy
Boy Chrissy, The Bed-Wetting Sissy!
This beautifully illustrated
book tells the story of Christopher Pansy, a 12-year old boy who is
gayer than a May Pole. He is a constant humiliation to his normal,
Christian parents. While other boys in the neighborhood are riding bikes
and killing stray cats, Christopher loves to prance about, looking
through his telescope, making map...
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 The
Talking Snake Theory: Creation Science & History for Christian
Children
Readers journey back 6,000
years ago in time to the actual date when God created the first two
humans from a pile of dirt and a spare rib. It is a time and place that,
despite the first hand accounts from eyewitnesses in the Bible, most
ignorant secular scholars and scientists refuse to believe existed.
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