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 One of the
Devil's favorite ways to corrupt a soul is through music. The Bible tells
us that Lucifer was an angel of light. It was he that sat by God's
side, and strummed a sacred guitar before legions of angels. It was he
who was in charge of organizing Heaven's Hymnals. But he fell from Glory,
and since that fateful day he has been nothing but a boil on the backside
of every God fearing American Citizen in this country. As Christians we
need to keep our eyes peeled open for the Devil's next move. He's a slick
one, but for the Christ-centered man, he's easy to catch. Recently, Satan
has begun to raise the stakes in the Holy Culture War in which we are currently
engaged.
Ricky Martin is the Devil's latest innocent-appearing way to sidetrack
the faithful-- and one that has possibly already snuck into your home uninvited.
Ricky Martin's latest song, 'Living La Vida Loca' (Landover linguists translate
this as 'Livin' for the Devil' in God's English), is causing young girls
to have sex and get pregnant at the age of 10! This latin heart throb recently
dedicated his life to Satan. Recent reports indicate that he puts
a banana in his pants when he goes onstage. Young, impressionable teenage
girls are then intoxicated with a frightening, Satanic frenzy. He has people
staying up all hours of the night dancing, and sleeping in until noon!
This ring leader of immorality was blessed by the Pope himself! The pope
called him an angel! We know that Mr. Martin is nothing more than the Devil's
superstar, a recruiter for Satan's army. After compromising his artistic
integrity by leaving a satanic children's music group, "Menudo," (which
translates roughly to "pig intestines cooked up in a soup as an offering
to Satan"), he hatched a devil's plan of unparalleled scope: he is orchestrating
a sexually motivated invasion on the Protestant morality that has kept
this Nation intact for nearly 300 years! The invasion of the Beatles was
a tiny threat compared to this one!
Racism is when someone knowingly and willfully does try to destroy a
God ordained nation! This sex-worshipping maniac is truly guilty
of racism! He does the devil's work by twisting God's country into a model
of his own polluted Sodom. We have seen what his influence has done to
the young people in Mexico and we don't care to have it done to America's
youth. The Devil has placed members of his hate cult in the highest parts
of our liberal, unholy government and entertainment industry! Here, they
brood and hatch plans amongst their own kind.
This is a wake up call for all of America! We need to stop these racists.
Write to your local congressmen. Tell them we true Christian Americans
will not sit idly by for the Browning of America!!
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