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Shopping with Jesus is 100% safe. Guaranteed. (We'll set one up for you) View my Wish List Mr. Pinky and the Hidey Hole (Sex Education from a True Christian™ Perspective) Illustrated and Written by Pastor Deacon Fred List Price: $4.99 Our Price: $27.95 You Save: Nothing. (Only Jesus Saves!) Availability: Usually ships within 24 hours from Landover Baptist Church in Freehold, Iowa. Click on the book cover to see a larger version of the book cover! Print out several copies, and post them on your local Zondervan book store bulletin board! Insist that they start carrying this important book immediately! Summary: As a True Christian™ parent, you most certainly find it difficult and embarrassing to speak about the subject of sex, let alone speaking about it with your child! Well, this book is a great way to avoid any and all such uncomfortable interaction! Simply puchase a copy of the book, place it into your child's hands and you will never have to speak a word with them about sex again as long as you live! In fact, we can almost guarantee they will keep their tallywhackers tucked and hoo hoo's hunkered well into adulthood! Praise God! Your child will never forget the story of Mr. Pinky and the shocking lesson he learns when he tries to wiggle inside a Hidey Hole. Mr. Pinky’s so-called, “friend,” Dr. Wiggles (a children's doctor during the day, and evenings he is Father Wiggles, the cunning local Catholic priest) introduces Mr. Pinky into the lurid world of hidey holes. “If you look and listen carefully in the still of the night, you will hear a hidey hole calling you, beckoning you…” says Dr. Wiggles. We don’t want to ruin the book here but a lot happens very quickly, there are several different hidey holes, there are tears, an explicit scene at a Democratic convention (tastfully drawn by Pastor Deacon Fred), some Bible verses, a little tenderness, and in the end salvation when Jesus shows up. And although Mr. Pinky’s head turns black and nearly falls off, the book, like the Holy Bible, makes it clear that the hidey hole was just as much to blame and should receive due punishment as well even if it is marriage (Deuteronomy 22:28-29), and that all can be forgiven through Christ our Savior, A-men. Hardcover 1 Ed edition (Sep 2017) Christian Children Books; ISBN: 09245699 ; Dimensions (in inches): 0.47 x 9.03 x 9.01 baptizon.com Sales Rank: 17 Avg. Customer Rating: Number of Reviews: 4 God Fearing Fundamentalist Baptist Customers who bought this book also bought: Donkeys Can Talk, People Can Fly, And A Man Named Jesus Lives Up In The Sky by Pastor Deacon Fred. Spotting Catholic Priests with Candy: Survival Guide for Nubile Baptist Boys by former Catholic Priest - Rev. O'Malley Bertha Has Two Gods: How To Talk With Your Child About The Hellbound Heathen by Sister Judy O'Christian Christ-Related Auctions, Jesus Shop sellers and our other Christian stores recommend: Women Probably Don't Have Souls, Edited by Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick, (Current bid: $219.00) The Malevolent Roots of WICCA Editorial Reviews Synopsis This book is the single most important Evangelical Christian book published in the last 50 years. Not since John R. Rice's, Bobbed Hair, Bossy Wives, and Women Preachers has a book anticipated more impact in the Christian Community. Pastor Deacon Fred's tasteful illustrations, even the Song of Solomon style orgy at the Democratic convention where you can't even tell where Mr. Pinky's head is, the naked bodies are presented in such a way that Zondervan Christian Book Stores should have no problem prominently displaying this important Children's book right by the cash register. Rev. Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church- , Sep 12, 2017 Author's Review: Mr. Pinky and the Hidey Hole It took me nearly 6 years on a long Sabbatical to write this book. I felt like I fell off one of the four corners of Earth, but I have to tell you - I think I wrote the most important Christian book of the modern era. I started out with the idea that Dr. Wiggles was going to have all of the adventures, but I thought it was important to get the idea across how dangerous Catholic priests are, and Catholics in general - So, Mr. Pinky came to me. I thank God every day that He let me write this book, He was really the inspiration, well - that and a few dozen Bible verses that most folks couldn't stomach if I printed them all out. Edna Mae Wilkins, Sep 14, 2017 Review: Mr. Pinky and the Hidey Hole I belong to a Fundamentalist Baptist Church and thankfully we have an organization called the Penis Patrol (we don't make no bones about callin' them what they is) who have that sole responsiblity of inpecting all the boys after services on Sundays and Wedsdays. I ready Pastor's Book and I did like it, but I ain't afeard of speaking to my children or letting my preacher speak to my children about Cathlicks and the stuff they like their priests to do to boys. Customer Reviews of the Day (what's this?) Write an online review and share your thoughts with other shoppers! 150,200 of 150,200 people found the following review helpful: I Have Ordered 1,000 Copies! , Sep 15, 2017 Reviewer: Henry Denkins from Leviticus Landing, Iowa For me, this book is an absolute blessing! I am terrified of sex or even the thought of talking to my child about sex. I'm not even sure how I have a child! I just woke up one day and my wife was pregnant! Was this review helpful to you?     517,221 of 517,222 people found the following review helpful: Finally! A Christian Coloring Book!, Sep 14, 2017 Reviewer: Mrs. Beverly Warsh from Freehold, Iowa. I Thank God EVER DAY FOR THESE BOOK! My Child rade it and he ain't looked back or been grabbin on me since! Praise the sweet NAME! Was this review helpful to you?     Customers who bought titles by Pastor Deacon Fred Smith also bought titles by these authors: Adolf Hitler Dr. Rev. Jerry Falwell President George Bush Rev. 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