Click the Links to Even More Free Downloadable Gifts From Landover Baptist Church™ (Adobe PDF Required)

Christmas Card - "Take the focus off of Santa Claus and put it back on Jesus this holiday!"
 

Christmas Gift Tags - "Say 'Happy Birthday Jesus!' by placing a Landover gift tag on someone's present."
 

Mother's Day Card - "Tell your mother that Jesus told you that unless you hate her, you can't be his disciple."
 

Easter Card - "Show an unsaved loved one that the Easter Bunny didn't die for their sins."
 

St. Patrick's Day Card - "A great way to witness to Catholics who get drunk and worship green midgets on this Satanic holiday."
 

Downloadable Specialty Items (Adobe PDF)

True Christian® Halloween Masks Book Page - "Download one of our free Halloween Masks! Choose from five designs." 
 

Invitation To A Book Burning! - "Download this Flyer and get your local church involved in a Harry Potter book burning!"
 

Demonology Diploma - "Proudly display your Degree in Demonology from Landover Baptist University."
 

True Christian Voter Guide - "Find out who Jesus wants you to vote for by following these Bible-based guidelines." 
 

Ex-Negro Ministry - "It's not a race issue, it's a behavior issue and through Christ's love, people can change."
 

Court Order - "Download Landover's successful legal injunction against the unsaved."
 

Coloring Book Page - "Download a page from our coloring book, 'Daddy, Why Did Jesus Kill Grandma?'"
 

Downloadable True Christian® Wallpaper

Shocking Bible Verse Wallpaper! - "Do your co-workers know that God wants to smear dung on their faces?" Download one of Landover's Shocking Bible Verse Desktop Themes!
 

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