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TOP NEWS FROM GOD'S PEWS:

Landover Baptist University for the Saved Opens Halloween Hell Hospital!Landover Baptist University for the Saved Opens Halloween Hell Hopsital!  A horrifying peek inside one of Obama's government-run hospitals is the blood-curdling theme for this year's Halloween Hell House of Terror! Opening in mid-September to sold out crowds! Get your tickets today! Graphic Map & More!>

 

A Child's Nightmare of What America Would Be Like if Obama's Heathcare Death Squads Become a Horrifying Reality!Obama Death Panels Target Christian Children!
A sketch from a homeschooler sends shockwaves across America!  More>

 


IN CASE YOU MISSED IT:

Hell's Production of Camelot Completes Its CastingHell's Production of Camelot Completes Its Casting!   Satan has finally collected enough Kennedys to hold a full production of Camelot in Hell!  Read Brother Harry Hardwick's shocking homage to Ted Kennedy!   More>

Why Do Mexican Women Like Mrs. Sotomayor Have Hairy Legs Like a Dog?Why Do Mexican Women Have Hairy Legs Like a Dog?  Thank you for your letter!  I am so glad to hear from Christian children who are interested in current events!


LORD JESUS? WILL YOU WALK ME BACK TO SCHOOL?:

Back to Secular School Witnessing Tips!Back to School Witnessing Tips!
Reclaim your public school for Jesus Christ and the Republican Party!

The Talking Snake Theory - The New Biology Textbook For Christian Students!The Talking Snake Theory Textbook
A must have if you are enrolled in secular Biology!


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The Landover Baptist Church MailbagRead the E-mails We Get Each Month!  The Landover Baptist Church mailbag is chock full of True Christian™ hate mail!

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