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 MAY 2009 - MEXICAN SWINE ALERT NEWSLETTER


The Mexican Swine Flu is Spreading - God's Wrath touches down in Freehold Iowa!Freehold Iowa Moves Quickly to Have Day Laborers and Hogs Put Down!  God is finally getting around to punishing Mexicans for worshipping statues of Jesus' Mother, but whenever He kicks off one of His killing sprees, we've got to prepare for collateral damage.  LOCAL ACTION ALERT!>

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Why Did Jesus HATE His Mother So Much?The Holy Bible teaches us that Jesus' needy Mother, Mary was always trying to steal the show!

Reader Mail From Landover Baptist - Updated With April 2009 MailReader Mail!
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