TOS

Terms of Service Agreement

Preface

Within this section, the words "The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd.," "we," and "us" refer to The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd, which is the owner of landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com and which holds the right to transmit on landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com (the "Site") all of the materials contained in the Site. The word "Materials" refers to any word, sound, image, file, data, or anything else contained in or generated by the Site. All content on landoverbaptist.org is protected by federal copyright laws. When you use landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com you are agreeing and consenting to these terms and conditions of use which we, at our sole discretion, may change in any way at any time. Your consent to these terms and conditions is herein described as the "Agreement." Thus you should read them with care and, from time to time, re-read them. If we make any changes, your continued use of landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com signifies that you agree to them. Limitations On Use Of Materials Contained in landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com You may, as long as you make no changes of any kind whatsoever, download onto a single computer a single copy of any Materials on the Site for your personal use only. This computer must be your personal computer in your home and you may not make any commercial use of Materials which you download. Should you make any changes to any of the Materials you will be violating The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd.'s copyright. Aside from this provision (i.e. the downloading of a single copy) you may not copy, upload, transmit or distribute in any way any Materials contained in the Site, nor may you use them on any network of computers or any other Website. Should you download a single copy of any Materials, you do not own that copy. The copy you download (including the software and its accompanying data and any files) is, rather, licensed to you by The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd., which retains all title and rights to the Materials. Thus you are prohibited from distributing your copy or in any way changing the copy into a form which can be perceived by a human being.

Disclaimer

The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. makes no warranties of any kind (either expressed or implied) concerning the Materials on the Site. Further, The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. does not warrant that transmission of the Materials will not be interrupted nor does it warrant that the Materials will contain no errors nor that they will be accurate. The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. does not warrant that the Site itself or the server which transmits it will be free of viruses or anything else that might be harmful. Nor do we warrant that any defects will be corrected. You alone assume all risk associated with use of the Site, including the full cost of any necessary repair or service to your computer. By using the Site you waive any claim whatsoever against The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. which arises from your use, whether intended or not, of any other site. This waiver specifically includes any claim arising from a product and/or service which you purchase from any site other than landoverbaptist.org and/or landoverbaptist.com and any claim arising from security of information (including, but not limited to credit card information) which you give to any other site. In addition, The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. assumes no responsibility for any content which you find on sites that link either to or from the Site. This includes responsibility for the accuracy or compliance with any laws and for any viruses or other harmful things which may be contained in these sites. Nor is The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. responsible should any site link you to a site which you find offensive. The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. does not endorse or warrant the quality of any goods you buy from any site other than the Site. Limitation Of The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd.'s Liability The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. shall not be liable in any way whatsoever (including, but not limited to, negligence) for any special or consequential damages resulting from either your use of the Site or your inability to use it or from your use of any site linked from or to the Site. This limitation includes any circumstance in which The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. or its representative has been advised of potential liability. Certain applicable laws may not allow all the limitations of liability described herein. Should that be the case, The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd.'s total liability to you for losses, damages, causes of action, and/or negligence shall not exceed the total amount paid by you (if any) to access the Site.

Communication on the Site

The Site may (but is not obligated to) include e-mail functions, chatrooms, bulletin boards or other means by which you can communicate with other persons. Should you choose to so communicate, you may not do so using words, sounds or images that are, at The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd.'s sole discretion, deemed to be obscene, pornographic, libelous, defamatory, objectionable, violent, or that, in The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd.'s opinion, may be illegal. Should you communicate on the Site, by doing so you grant to The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd., in perpetuity, exclusively, without any compensation or notice to you, all rights which you have in that communication. Thus you grant The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. the perpetual, exclusive right to duplicate, replicate, copy, disseminate, modify, edit, create other works from, publish, distribute, include in other works, translate, and/or edit any communication by any means, whether now known or yet to be discovered, at any place and any time throughout the universe. You may not use the Site for any commercial purpose or to solicit funds or any other goods, or services for anything whatsoever. The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd.'s rights herein may be exercised in any language, in any medium whether now known or yet to be developed anywhere in the universe. Further, you waive all moral rights to these communications as well as rights of confidentiality. You also warrant that, should you not own the rights to these communications, the owner of the rights has granted them in exactly the same manner and to the same extent that you would have had you been the owner. The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. assumes no liability whatsoever for any communication on or through the Site. You are responsible for your communications. The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. assumes no obligation whatsoever (unless there exists a legal obligation) to monitor any communication on or through the Site.

Your Comments And Submissions

The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. welcomes your comments concerning the Site. However, we can not accept submissions of any kind whatsoever unless we specifically request them. Consequently, please refrain from sending us any ideas, manuscripts, scripts or drawings which we have not asked you to send us. Should you, despite this policy, send us an unsolicited submission(s), that submission(s) becomes the property of The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd.. As such, we will have unlimited, exclusive, perpetual rights, throughout the universe and by any means now known or yet to be discovered, to use the submission(s) for any purpose whatsoever, without any compensation or notice to you. Further, The Landover Baptist Church or Americhrist Ltd. will assume no liability whatsoever for any use it makes of your submission(s).

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