Msry. Funk and Swami Sri came to a compromise during a 9 month sojourn in the desert region of Kunbali. Swami agreed to accept Jesus Christ
as his Lord and Personal Savior if Msry. Funk would bring him to the United States. Since the Swami was a practitioner of the Devil's art, he was able to fold his body into Helmut's 3 x 3 ft. suitcase, and survive there for over 7 days.

When Swami arrived at Landover Baptist, he was taken to see Dr. Jonathan Edwards in the church basement.  Dr. Edwards moved to have the Swami locked up and beaten with an oak branch until he got his theology straightened out.  After three days in Christian Confinement, the Swami
escaped.

His body was found by church members who had accidentally stoned him to death.  As it turns out, the Swami was not actually dead, but in the midst of some demonic yoga trance where it just looked like he was dead. After he revived himself, he claimed to be invigorated with new life.

The Swami later revealed that he was Prince Sri of Gahuéni India.  He was worth millions of dollars. Pastor Smith let the Swami know that if he wanted to remain in the United States of America, it might be a good idea to tithe the better part of his fortune to the Landover Baptist Church. The Swami agreed.  The only stipulation would be that he would be set free to meditate and pray anywhere on the Landover Baptist Campus.

The terms were agreed to, and all members informed. Swami Sri became a Major Donor, and at any given time or place, members might see him.. half clothed, body folded into some demonic position, meditating (we hope) on the saving Grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ.