 Mrs.
Betty Bowers is a founding member of the Ladies of Landover and is
consistently Landover Baptist's most reliable financial supporter. Upon
being graduated from Duke University, Betty sold real estate for Harry Norman
Realty in Atlanta, Georgia. After many successful years of showing
multi-million dollar mansions in the dogwood speckled glens of Buckhead, Mrs.
Bowers decided that she would rather live in opulence, instead of making it
available to those less deserving. As Mrs. Bowers recounts, "God called
me out of pandering to the needs of the inexplicably wealthy and promised that
if I devoted my fabulous business instincts to Him, I would one day never have
to share a formal, Italianate living room, much less a German SUV, with
someone more wealthy than I. Praise the Lord!" This calling led Mrs.
Bowers to establish her first Christian enterprise Mrs. Betty Bowers Christian
Crackwhore Ministry. "As soon as I realized how much cash these
industrious little tramps were dealing in, it wasn't long before I introduced
them to the one thing that could save their sullied souls -- tithing."
Mrs. Bowers Christian Crackwhore Ministry was an instant success, leading to
franchises in all 50 states (except Nevada). It will be opening its
first international franchise next year in Bangkok, Thailand. Last year, the
ministry made its initial public offering, netting its proud founder over
$200,000,000 -- God's way of showing His approval for Mrs. Bowers' tireless
work to help the less fortunate. Mrs. Betty Bowers Ministries Holdings has
complete ownership of its privately-held subsidiaries, which include: Bringing
Integrity To Christian Homemakers, Saving Love Until The Sacrament, Christians
Are Saving Homosexuals, Femininity Rescues All Unladylike Dykes,
Traditional-families Raging Against Sluts & Homos, and Christian Religious
Ideas Molding Education.
Mrs. Betty Bowers has been named "America's Best Christian" (and
therefore de facto the "World's Best Christian") by Christian
Monthly Magazine every month for the past 37 months. "I'm almost
embarrassed by this admittedly deserved honor," smiles Mrs. Bowers, being
interviewed in her suite at the Villa d'Este on Lake Como, "but I am
rather close to the editorial board, since Betty Bowers Ministry Holdings
bought their parent publisher, and they tell me there really isn't anyone else
who comes close each month when the votes are tallied. Praise the Lord."
Be sure to visit bettybowers.com
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