What Video Games Would Jesus Play? SHARING
GOD'S MESSAGE OF LOVE IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD
A recent study by Creation
Scientists at Landover Baptist University teaches us that Jesus Christ (if
He were living among us in physical form and had access to a computer) would
likely be putting in 8-12 hours a day with World of Warcraft. Creation
Scientists also believe that Jesus would make use of disguises such as the one
featured to the right. This way, he could share His love with everyone and not
worry about other gamers getting intimidated. In other words, nobody
would want to go to the Black Temple if they knew Jesus was leading the raid
because they'd feel obligated to forfeit all the drops to Him and they be
afraid to complain if He ninja'd all the good gear, anyway.
With 176 Million folks playing online video games, the virtual world is ripe for
evangelism! And evangelism is what Jesus is all about. His
committed Christian followers feel the same way as they ask themselves, WVGWJP?
What Video Games Would Jesus Play? Visit the links below to see how Christian young people
are evangelizing the virtual world in the Holy name of Jesus Christ!
How
to Win Souls to Christ in The World of Warcraft
"I really like our guild
leader," says young Billy Houston. "He has a strict policy against
letting unsaved people join our group. I think he's from Alabama
in real life. In fact, he won't even party-up with anyone who isn't a
Christian. He's a level 60 Priest, and gets a lot of respect." Read
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Is
the X-Box 360 Cooler Than Jesus?
"I've been faced with some tough questions in
the past, son - but the solution to your dilemma is quite simple. Creation
Scientists here at Landover Baptist Church have been studying the Xbox 360 for
several months (before it was even released to the general public)."
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Unleash
Unreal Tournament Bible Based Maps and Characters Upon the Unsaved World!
Landover Youth, Timothy Huxton
is certainly using the gifts God gave him to be a missionary and spread the
Good News to the four-eyed geeks that play this nonsense -that when it comes
to angry killing machines, nothing beats the Lord Jesus! Read
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The
One True World of Warcraft Christian Guild Charter
Convert or Die is a World of Warcraft
Alliance Guild on the Gaping Orifice server. The guild was formed in the year
of our Lord 06-06-06
by concerned Christian students at the Landover Baptist Junior High School
Academy for the Saved. Read
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