Help
Us Send Bibles to the Victims of Hurricane Katrina!
What saddens members of the
Landover Baptist community the most however, is that the unsaved world
is hell-bent on doling out artificial optimism to the victims of God's
latest attack. "They are providing food, money, gasoline, and
shelter," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "These are temporary gifts...
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Liberals
Attempting to Escape to Canada Will Be Shot on Sight!
Despite the initial success of
the program, the deacons may be returning home soon because the White
House has condemned their actions as unauthorized. An administration
official, speaking on condition of anonymity, claimed...
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Winning
Souls to Christ in the World of Warcraft
Billy Houston, a Landover
Baptist Senior High youth, has been sharing Jesus in the virtual gaming
world for over three years. "I evangelized in Lineage 2, Everquest,
Diablo, and a bunch of other games," he says, "but I haven't...
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