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Subject Archive:  Money and Finance


If You've Got Something in Your Pocket That Says, "In God We Trust," On It, Please Send It To Your Local Church Where It Belongs

If you trust in God, then send us everything you've got with "In God We Trust" written on it before it's too late! We're asking you to dig as deep as you can into your pocketbooks or take out a pen and add a few zeros to your checks, folks...
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The Six Levels of Tithing and Where on Earth is Jesus Spending All That Cash?
By law, we are required to disclose where the Lord Jesus Christ is spending the money you drop into His offering plate each week in the form of Biblical "tithes."  You already know, the more you tithe, the better your seat on Sunday morning...
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The Shepherd's Purse: Landover's Public Disclosure of Fiscal Assets
This information is provided solely to members of Landover Baptist Church pursuant to clause 8(D)(iii) of the Landover Baptist Secured  Tithing Contract. All adjustments  made through the Direct-Withdrawal Tithing ® program are noted...
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Pastor Deacon Fred and Betty Bowers Fly to Nigeria After Receiving Urgent E-mail Request From Estranged Son of Late President, Mobutu Sese Seko
"As a real American," Pastor would latter recall, "I would have no reason to ever go to an uncivilized country like Africa.  But as a Christian, I was curious to return to the Garden of Eden where the Lord had first given man a paradise – only to snatch it back from them in an angry rage...
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The Plan of Salvation: Now Only $239.00! (Special Limited Time Offer)
If you are Unsaved, This is YOUR DAY:  Now for a limited time, receive our Certification of Eternal Security. This exclusive offer gives you access to special Landover Baptist Church events on Judgment Day Evening...
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Good News for Needy Families: We Buy Children!
This is a tough economy.  We understand that people are suffering because of what Bill Clinton did, and sadly, American families will continue to suffer for many years until President Bush can fix the mess Clinton made of the country...
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18.2% Tithe Increase Leads to Implementation of "E-Z Slide" Credit Card Offering Plates
The beautiful gold offering plates are equipped with credit card slide and approval on demand slots. Church members who do not have cash on hand will now be offered the option of pulling out a credit card and simply sliding it through the plate...
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$2.5 Billion In Christian Funds Secured to Develop, "Salvation City"
Pastor Deacon Fred stands in front of a scale model of Landover Baptist Development Corp.'s newly announced Saved City July 1, 2002 in Freehold, Iowa....
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Win Free Tickets to Church!
Act now and get 12 hours of Platinum Tither Level Treatment at no extra cost (check, "box seating package" on your Salvation Evaluation form...
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Arabs Available for Purchase at Annual Household Help Auction
This year's auction of minorities willing to pick vegetables, shingle roofs and perform pedicures on the obese has been postponed until July 6th so that Arabs can be rounded up and included in the merchandise....
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Landover Elementary Redeems 50 Sudanese Slaves, Turns a Handy Profit
When Landover Baptist Elementary School teacher, Mrs. Kathryn Karcher read an article about the abduction into slavery of the Christian Sudanese her 5th grade class was moved to tears and vowed to do whatever they could to help...
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Church Members Donate Useless Junk to the Needy as Tax Year Draws to Close
There are only 30 more days to find tax deductions. As all saved people know, the Lord God wants the Godly to give their money to His church and not send it to Washington, D.C., where it would be used to pay for minority abortions and gay marriages...
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For $50, We Will Burn Your Debt!  Praise God!
Just send your Debt Envelope, along with a $50.00 check or money order to cover the cost of this amazing Christian project to...
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It's Not Gambling If It's For Jesus!
“This whole thing is just a great opportunity for vacationing Christians to give a little bit back to Jesus and have a whole heck of a lot of fun doing it,” laughs Pastor Deacon Fred, the...
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Accept Jesus Christ as Your Savior and We'll Throw in a Free Digital Phone!
Exclusive one time offer with the New True Christian™ Advantage plan. Remember, you've got nothing to lose, except your soul...
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Salvation Evaluation Committee Expels 21 Church Officials
While overall expulsions are on the decline, this year’s audit resulted in termination of the largest number of deacons and Sunday school teachers ever expelled in a single calendar year.  The following list...
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Plans Underway for $104 Million All Purpose Multi-Temple
The temple will serve a variety of purposes, the first of which (of course) is to Glorify our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.  The second is to entertain major donors, the thrird will be for indoor sports, and other activities...
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Landover Baptist Visa Card
Available for church members only! This handsome VISA card speaks for itself. What a wonderful witnessing tool for those of us who travel to other towns or communities in Iowa.  When you pull out your Christian VISA to make a purchase, you open...
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Absolutely Free $5,000 Christian Cruise!
For a small donation of *$5,000 per couple, you are welcome aboard this year's complimentary free cruise for new Christians. We expect over 2,500 of our new converts (babes in Christ) to join us aboard the Landover Baptist Royal Diadem for a Mediterranean tour of the Holy Land...
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