 Easter
Bunny Stew Recipe
"I mean to tell you, this
is one tasty stew worth rising from the dead for!
You can fix this crowd-pleaser in a snap, a snap that starts when
you snap the neck of a cute little fuzzy bunny rabbit..."
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Easter
Bunny Bludgeoned to Death Before Cheering Crowd of Christian Youngsters
"You dirty old fuzzy
demon!" Pastor yelled. He then held the rabbit by its hind legs
and swung it against the wall of the now burning shed, thrashing its
head repeatedly. After another eight minutes of crazed swirling...
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Unsaved
Children Nearly Egged to Death in Annual Easter Bunny Slaughter
“I screamed at the students
to stop the egging, but they were oblivious,” noted Mrs. Pilate.
“They had this glazed look in their eyes and kept throwing. We had
been reading the Book of Leviticus earlier...
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The
Easter Bunny Did Not Die for Your Sins! (Free Downloadable Easter Card)
Do not be deceived by the
Easter Bunny! The Holy Bible clearly states that rabbits are
unclean. "They cheweth their cud but divideth not their hoof."
(Leviticus 11:6)...
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Children
Will be Dragged by Their Necks Into the Church Parking Lot on Easter
Sunday
It was brought to my attention
that a whole passel of unsaved, little secular hooligans thought they
could spend Easter morning gorging on Cadbury's marshmallow bunnies,
looking for hardboiled eggs dipped in homosexually inspired colors and...
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Passion
For the Popcorn and the Christ!
I want you to print out these
flyers and nail them to the doors of unsaved family homes with the same
authentic replica gold-plated 9-Inch-Nails that the mean old
hairy Jews...
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Unsaved
Unwelcome, Even on Easter Sunday!
If an unsaved person thinks
they can spend the whole year having fun at God's expense and tiptoe
into our Bible believing church on Easter Sunday morning thinking that
everything is just a-ok with Jesus, they are in for a big
surprise! ...
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Paint
Your Easter Eggs With Arab Blood!
As our True Christian™
President, George W. Bush hastens to move pieces of Bible prophecy into
place to finish the Apocalyptic puzzle, it brings a tear of joy...
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