Take
a Walk With Christ to Reflect on What Mattered Most to Him in the Year 2010
Landover Baptist Church's Year in Review
Newsletter
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What In God's Sweet Holy
Name Did I Miss?
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January
2010
HAITI: God Kicks off
the New Year With a Killing Spree! (Sermon)
Alabama May
Be Champ, But Colt McCoy is God's Winner (Sermon)
Life Sized
Satanic Dolls Serve As Masturbation Toys For America's Youth!
February
2010
Christian Artists Record: "We Are Not of This World" to Aid Baptist Missionaries
Landover Baptist Mission Group Detained in Haiti
Traditional
Valentine's Day Dating Tips for Christian Men
March
2010
Church
Declares March: "National Miscarriage Mourning Month"
Spring Break
Guide to Christian Abstinence
The Terrifying
Truth About Saint Patrick
April
2010
Millions of Brave Catholics Begin to Flood the Pews of Baptist Churches!
Remote
Facility in North Dakota Welcomes Tea Party Toddlers (Graphic Brocure)
Creation
Scientist Granted Permission to Study Source of Rise in Male Masturbation
May
2010
Christian Kids Wanna Know: Will There Be Colored Folks in Heaven?
Tea Party
Promotional Truck Overturns on I-65 Spilling Tons of Offensive Merchandise
Mother's Day:
Why Did Jesus Hate His Mother and Command Us to Hate Ours?
Unsaved
Boy Lights His Penis On Fire After Hearing Pastor Deacon Fred's Sermon
June
2010
Brother
Hardwick Assumes Control of Landover Baptist Church!
WORLD CUP: Is
Committing Soccer a Sin? YOU BET IT IS!
Balance
of Power Shifts at Landover Baptist Church: PRESS RELEASE
YouTube Video: "Help Me!
I'm in Jail For Preaching!" - Pastor Deacon Fred
JewLie
2010
GOD HATES
TOYS: Official Review of Satan's New Porno Smut Film - Toy Story 3
Mrs. Deacon Fred Momentarily Breaks Through Catatonic State
Estranged
Pastor, Deacon Fred, Busted Out of Jail By Angry Mob!
August
2010
Baptist
Teacher Asks Ladies to Raise Their Pinky If They've Ever Masturbated
Church Secretary Kidnapped and Tortured by Wiccans!
YouTube Video: Deacon Fred
- A WANTED FUGITIVE IN MANITOBA, CANADA
September
2010
Sin Posse
Seizes Fugitive, Deacon Fred After Bloody Shootout Across the Border!
Christian Kids Wanna Know: Why Does My Dog Bark at President Obama?
Board
of Deacons Discovers, Child Allegedly Emasculated Is Not a Eunuch After All!
Glen
Beck Reunites & Reconciles Landover Baptist Pastors at Restoring Honor Rally
October
2010
Aborted
Human Fetuses Needed to Make This Year's Hell House More Fun Than Ever!
YouTube Video: Pastor
Deacon Fred Goes Wicca Hunting at Bubba's Farm!
Baptist Kids Halloween Art Contest Winners: IS YOUR MOMMY A WITCH?
Landover's Halloween Archive: Wiccans, Haunted Houses, Satan's Birthday & More!
November
2010
Injuns
Ordered to Stay Away From Thanksgiving Festivities!
It Gets
Worse: An Open Letter to All Teenage Homosexuals
Pastor
Orders Women to Vote For Whomever Their Husband Tells Them to Vote For!
The
Great Landover Baptist Schism of 2010: Official Timeline and Chart of Events
December
2010
LUCIFER'S TOYCHEST: Landover Baptist's Annual List of Satan's Favorite Toys!
Jesus Will Roast
Unsaved Children In Hell For Celebrating His Birthday! (Sermon)
Landover
Baptist's Christmas Article Archive
Landover Baptist
Church's Offensive Christmas Gifts For Unsaved Trash
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