December 1999
Happy Hawny'ka To Those Who Killed Our Savior
The Repulsive Disgusting Truth About Santa Claus
Colored Baby Jesus Shocks, Kills Two White Church Members
God's People Juggle Christmas Shopping Rush With Imminent Apocalyptic Blood Bath
Japs Declare War On USA, Use Pokemon To Launch First Strike
Green Mile Added To Road To Hell
Taffy's Christmas Holiday Tips
Christians Eager To Receive Mark of Cross on Hand or Forehead
Kwaanza: Ghetto For Murder!
For $50 We Will Burn Your Debt!
Childrens Christian Art Show Winners
Landover Ladies Vote To Cancel Dr. Laura's Speaking Engagement
November 1999
Harry Potter Book Burning To Be Held On East Lawn
Hog Roast To Be Held In Honor Of Recently Converted Jews
Injuns Told To Stay Away From Thanksgiving Festivites
Convert To Christ Before Year 2000 & Receive Free PCS Digital Phone
Satan's New Film: Toy Story 2
Demon Hunter, Mitch Walker, Traps 3 1/2 Inch Succubus
Uppity Negro Falsely Accuses Church of 'Racisism'
Age Of Allowatory Masturbation Raised To 65
Platinum Wings Tithers Dinner To Be Held Mrs. Bowers' Estate In Ravello Italy
Thanks To Our Efforts Millions Will Starve To Death, Knowing Christ as Savior!
Y2K Christian Survival Kits Contain Bible, Suit Coat, Tie and Firearm
October 1999
Pokémon? Poké Yourself
Satan!
Satan Wins Again At The Box
Office: Blair Witch Project Review
Trick Or Tract? Jesus Halloween
Costumes Put Fear Of God Into Heathen Kiddies!
10 Year Old Sissy Caught Playing
With Dolls!
Pastor Offers Taco Bell Value
Meal As Peace Offering To Church Attacking Latinos
Landover To Use Real Corpses
In Halloween Hell House!
Satan Calls Another Kennedy To Hell
62 Year Old Woman Births Miracle
Baby!
Landover Aquires 1/4 Of Iowa
September 1999
Tampons:
Satan's Little Cotton Fingers
George
Lucas Creates Jar Jar Sex Candy Training Device For Kids
Ricky
Martin's Music Gets Girls Pregnant
Effeminate
Man Asked To Leave 11am Service
Pastor's
Chair Replaced With Gold Throne
18.2%
Tithe: Credit Card Offering Plates
He
Shot A Man Dead For Mocking Jesus
August 1999:
Children
Use 7ft Jar Jar Binks Dolls As Masturbation Toys
Born
Again Nazi To Administer Church Labor Camp
Church
Softball Game Goes Bad
Three
Dead, Two Injured In Christian Strong Man Crusade
Handicapped
and Other Trouble Makers Will Use Separate Facility
Two
Hour Sermon Leaves Congregation Counting Sheep
Church
Split Over Opinions Regarding Piano Bench
July 1999:
Homosexual
Featured In Oxygen Ad: Church Members Encouraged To Stop Breathing
Holy
Ghost Haunts Old Mansion
Catholics
Target And Hack Landover Homepage
Landover's
Declaration Of Discrimination
He
Made St. Paul Look Like A Sissy: Goodbye To A Missionary Great
Stage
Gives Way Under Weight Of 700lb Pastor
June 1999:
Landover
Youths Smash Statues Of Mary At Local Catholic Churches
Landover
Shuts Down Poppy Dixon's Adult Christianity Site
46
Church Members Accidentaly Stone A Man To Death
Landover
Baptist Gun Store Opens Its Doors To The Public
Solid
Gold Calf Placed In Main Sanctuary
Christian
Kids Encouraged To Quit School For Homeschooling Are Children Program
Discovery
In Church Playground Leaves Members Traumatized
May 1999:
To
Tempt Baptist Boys, Catholic Girls Lose Skirts in Favor of Lewd Attire
Preparations
Underway For Upcoming Levitical Law Week
Migrant
Workers Arrive By the Suitcase Full To Begin Work On Multi-Temple
Meet
Ms Anne Thrope, Winner Of Our 2nd Annual Personal Testimony Contest
Gays
and Liberals Upset Over Our Closed Door Policy On Sinners
Computer
Experts Reveal A Digital Image Of What Christ Would Look Like Today.
April 1999:
Ex-Nun
Gives Spine Tingling Testimony of Atrocities Suffered in Catholic Convent
Plans
Underway for $15 Million Landover All-Purpose Multi Temple
Talking
Parrot Wins 2,000 Souls, Asks Only For Cracker in Return
In
Horrifying Conclusion to Sermon on Hell, Pastor HR Stone Lights Self on
Fire
Bass
Fisherman For The Lord Nets Souls and 15pt Red Bass.
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