This
ministry was designed by Dr. Jonathan Edwards who has had much experience
with Satanists in general. His adventures to some of their
rituals and horrific sacrificial ceremonial rites have sickened him in
such a manner that he found it necessary to study them extensively
as a group. He is our expert on 'knowing the enemy' so to speak.
His extensive reading of Crowley and LeVey have earned him every
right to be considered an expert on the subject. We have our own
group of de-programers at the church who work exclusively in secret.
The gentlemen have vast experience in kidnapping, extortion, and reverse-torture.
They worked for years during the big cult-outbreaks of the 1970's, and
they look like they just jumped out of a J.T. Chick Crusaders comic.
The fellas re-abduct the Satanists and bring them to our famous 'Church
Basement' or as some like to call it, the "dungeon." The victims
are placed in six by eleven solitary confinement cells and fed pea soup
under the door. No words are usually spoken, we break their will,
their strength, and their spirit until they are ready to confess.
New members at Landover Baptist are sometimes alarmed to hear the ghastly
screams of horror rise from bowels of the church during Sunday services..
nevertheless.. the ministry has a 99% success rate.
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