November 2001


Surfin' the Net With Jesus!
November 2001

By Judy O'Christian

Praise the LORD! Jesus got it right when He picked our Godly President Bush and Attorney General John Ashcroft! Truly, if the liberals were in charge, the USA wouldn't have paid off the debt owed to the evil UN and NATO satanic organizations and the liberals wouldn't have even allowed NATO planes to fly along America's coasts! I don't know of any better way to prevent their New World Order than that! Bush is following the Holy Bible, while the liberals caused the problem in the first place!

And America can be proud of our Godly Republicans, like Rudy Guiliani in New York. He is a prime example of True Christians in action! It has not escaped the notice of True Christians that liberals and homosexurals have tried to use the events of September 11 to further their evil agenda. Shameful! Praise God that our President has put an end to that nonsense.

Liberals attacked True Christians for blaming the real reason the Conservative religious fundamentalists attacked us, but now, thankfully, all True Christians are echoing Jerry Falwell's true statements. Jerry's timing was off, that's all. And now the whole world knows it was the liberals' fault.

Praise God for the Office Of Homeland Security! These folks are following the Bible and keeping our nation safe from the real enemies, LIBERALS! It's high time for this nation to get back to Biblical Family Values and run the liberals and crazy folks out once and for all. This nation belongs to True Christians, and that's all there is to it. True Christians are in charge now, and the liberals can just love it or leave it.

True Christians have always been in control, even though occasionally we let liberals occupy Washington, just to prove how evil and dangerous they are. And now the whole world knows, True Christians are just plain PERFECT!

No matter how hard they try, the vile homosexurals will NOT prove their silly claims that True Christians "discriminate" against them. We object to them based entirely on homosexural behavior, which is nothing like the reason we objected to the negroes getting equal rights. In fact, most Christian groups will tell you that it was the liberals trying to keep negroes from gaining equality! See, we are all about nonjudgemental CHRISTIAN LOVE.

And praise God that He sent that airplane down on Monday, just as the liberal media was about to release its liberal lies questioning whether Bush won the Presidency. Of course he did! And anyone who says otherwise should be shot! True Christians are the best people on Earth!

That's it for this month. Remember, stay away from that Harvey Porter movie!

In Christian Love,


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