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At 2am August
15th, Dr. Edwards made the official announcement. "Landover Baptist Church
has been blessed with a Miracle Child. A little China doll born of white
parents."
Thousands of Church members wait in line just to get a glimpse of Landover
Baptist Church's newest little member, The Miracle Child. Parishioners
stand in the hot sun for hours, hoping to see the tiny China boy for a
single minute. Those lucky enough to see the blessing sent from God rush
out with tears in their eyes, proclaiming a miracle. The amazing gift from
Heaven is waited on hand and foot 24 hours a day. His loving parents have
been elevated to Gold Membership Status, and given a luxurious new home
in Landover's prestigious, gated Christian estates community, "Mansions
of Glory." In a private letter addressed to all 125,000 church members,
Pastor Smith commented, "The Bentman family is to be spared no expense.
They have been members here for 62 years, if they ask for something, give
it to them. God chose these people to bring this amazing little China boy
into our lives, they carried a miracle, as their brothers and sisters in
the Lord, we must repay them for this blessing in any way we can."
Church doctor, Jonathan Edwards and other experts who examined the child,
found that he had no fingerprints or eyebrows. At first, Dr. Edwards only
observed that there could be some indication that the boy was Chinese.
Upon further examination however, the child was found to have bow legs
and eyes that were set apart from his nose at an unusual distance. The
eyes were also squinted and angled in a peculiar fashion. Taffy Davenport
Gaines Crockett, who witnessed the miracle birth, told the parents that
they were lucky the child could see at all. She heard that some Chinese
are born with slits for eyes so small, they could be blindfolded with dental
floss.
"Not since Elizabeth gave birth to John the Baptist, have we seen such
a miracle," Pastor Smith affirmed. "Though we know that Chinese folks are
naturally Communist-- but typically very intelligent, and their sloped
heads deter any ability to communicate efficiently, you can rest assured
that we will bring this little exception to the rule up in 1611 King James
Bible tradition." A teary eyed Pastor Deacon Fred added, "I will have you
know that if a hair on this child's head were to be harmed, or if he were
left unattended for any amount of time, those responsible would be punished
to the fullest extent of Levitical Law."
The child's mother, Macel Bentman, age 62, is resting quietly in her
new home. Her husband Vern and a team of 30 Baptist nurses and doctors
are currently working around the clock, taking in visitors and caring for
the Miracle Child in a temperature controlled 1,000 square foot center
built to meet every possible need the boy could have.
Truly, Landover Baptist is blessed by being God's authority on Earth.
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