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World of Warcraft True Christian Guild
Charter™
Conquering
the Virtual World for Christ, One Pixel At a Time
Background
Convert or Die is a World of Warcraft Alliance Guild on the
Gaping Orifice server. The guild was formed in the year of our Lord
06-06-06 by concerned Christian students at the Landover Baptist Junior High School
Academy for the Saved. The Guild leader is Billy Houston (age 16), President of
Landover's Senior High youth group, and an experienced virtual evangelist. We currently have over 300
level 60 members ranging in age from 9 to 43. We also understand there are Christian guilds on other servers who are taking up the cross of Jesus Christ in game, and spreading the good news of
His saving grace to ignorant, unsaved gamers.
Guild Rules
- We do not accept Warlocks as members. The Warlock class
delights in dark magic and utilizes demons, and satanic runes for assistance.
In addition, if you zoom in really close, you can see fireballs coming
from between their legs. Playing a Warlock is a bad testimony and could
open your heart to Satanic influences.
- We are currently not accepting Gnomes as members.
Gnomes are a very small "human-like" race. Although some find them to be
cute, there is a perversion that lurks beneath their seemingly innocent
eyes. We found after hours of playing them, there is a glitch where if you stand next to a female, and accidentally hit your mouse wheel, you can see right up her skirt. Until the smarty-pants game coders at Blizzard fix this glitch, we will not be allowing Gnomes in our guild.
- We do not participate in any raid
that takes over 30 minutes. Long raids are a waste of precious time
that is better spent PM'ing and broadcasting the message of Jesus Christ -
crucified, buried and
resurrected to unsaved Catholics,
Jews,
Muslims,
and other players who are going to hell. Jesus says He will come like a thief in the night, at an hour we least expect - the current situation in the
Middle East leads us to believe that
His return is VERY close at hand, so sharing the Gospel message is our primary and immediate goal in playing World of
Warcraft.
- We do not play Horde characters.
Horde are usually older people and/or Blizzard developers and are not as open to hearing the Gospel of Christ.
Horde are also unclean, animal-like characters. Just ask yourself, What
Race Would Jesus Play? Human! of course! We understand it can
be argued that Jesus would also play "undead," but we're not
allowing that, until they clean up their appearance.
- Men play male characters and women play female characters. If we find you are playing a female character and you are a male in real life - you will be booted from the guild immediately. If you wonder why, then we suggest you
crack open your Bible and stop acting so gay!
- All bind-on-equip items are to be sent to
guild leader, Billy Houston. He will place them in the auction house to earn more gold or sell them to
IGE so we can buy more gold for higher level equipment. Wearing
high level equipment is sometimes necessary to earn the respect of other non-Christian players and usually makes them take you more seriously when you present them with the message of Christ.
Whenever you have more than 100 Gold on you, send 90 of it to Billy for
the Guild Bank.
- We meet in Booty Bay under the docks for Bible Study and Prayer services every Sunday afternoon at 2PM CST and Wednesday evenings at 8PM CST. These meetings are mandatory. Get on VENT! We will have a keynote speaker from our church on Vent preaching during each meeting. The meetings last from 1-2 hours depending on how many prayer requests we have at the end of the service.
- We are an English speaking guild. If you also speak Mexican, or foreign you are welcome to join - but you need to sound your words out in English when you are on Vent so that they are clear and understandable.
Goals and Vision (God's Plan for Azeroth)
Our goal is to use the fictional world of Azeroth as a mission field whereby souls are won and people are seriously converted and become Bible believing Church-going True Christians™. Shouting Bible verses in remote regions, and whispering the message of God's love to lonely players in more crowded areas is just one way of spreading the
Good News. We are very creative, and often do 5-hour walking and witnessing zergs
across entire continents with a Christian army of over 200 guild members at once. It is a sight to behold, and many other players were so impressed with our unity, they became more open to hearing the Gospel message.
More Information:
There is more information on how to Win Souls to Christ in the World of Warcraft in an earlier article that our Pastor
also allowed us to place on our church's main web site. You can visit that article by
clicking here.
Announcements:
October 2006 - Good News! A special collection will be taken each Sunday morning in October and November at the Landover Baptist Church's
Main Sanctuary to secure funds for the Junior High Youth Group to purchase 300 reserve copies of the Burning Crusade Expansion Pack.
We are making a difference! Thank your parents and pastors for their
support!
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