Book
Burning: A True Christian® Tradition
The
burning of books is nothing new to True Christians®.
We invented
the practice over two-thousand years ago as a way to promote
our faith in the Lord Jesus. In the early days of
Christianity, when new believers in Christ were converted,
they were naturally moved by the Holy Spirit to grab as many
books as they could and pitch them into a fire. Unlike the sissy "Jesus is Love" fake-Christians (whom both the Lord Jesus
and we loathe) we have running around today, the early followers of Christ
were never ashamed to burn books. In fact, if you ever find yourself being
grateful for the destruction of most of the works of pagan nincompoops like
Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle, you have a Christian to thank!
In the Book of Acts we learn that anyone who wants to follow Jesus, should get ready to start burning books
at the drop of a hat. The Book of Acts teaches us that burning someone's books is a great way spread God's word.
"Many of
them also which used curious arts brought their books
together and burned them before all men and they counted
the price of them and found it fifty thousand pieces of
silver. So mightily grew the word of God and
prevailed." Acts 19:19-20
After September 11th, a
spiritual awakening swept across the United States of
America. One of the great signs that the Holy Spirit is
moving in the hearts and souls of Americans is our glorious
and sacred return to the practice of book burning. Secular
humanists and Atheists have spent hundreds of years trying
to make "book burners" look bad. Oftentimes the
media paints a terrible image of book burners. "They
make us out to look like fanatics or Germans," said one
Christian. Did you know that a militant homosexual named Ray
Bradbury, even wrote a popular book called Farenheight 451
about book burning? He made Christians out to look like
fools! Well, Mr. Bradbury, if you are still alive, and God
hasn't sent you to Hell yet, we'd like you to know that
Farenheight 451 is also a book that can be burned. And
nobody would miss it!
|
The truth is, burning a book is one of the
most loving things a Christian could do for a person they
really care about. The Landover Baptist Church is proud to
be sponsoring America's Largest Book Burning on Satan's
Birthday, October 31st. This will be the third consecutive
year we have held the event. Last October, we had 152,800
American Christians show up for the event. We burned over
3.4 million books! That's right! Don't let the numbers dissuade
you from holding a book burning at your local church
this Halloween. Thousands of churches in America have
collected millions of Harry Potter books to be burned that
very night. As a Christian, you should be eager to
participate in this Bible based tradition. Burning books
just like the first Christians did in New Testament is a
great way to say "no" to Satan and "yes"
to Jesus.
|
As most Christians already know, the Harry
Potter book series is the most evil and dangerous set of
books to be released this century. "The Potter series
is worse than pornography. The books are even more dangerous
than the Satanic Bible," reports Pastor Deacon Fred,
"At least with the Satanic Bible, young people know
that the book was written by Satan. The Devil just changed
his name to J.K. Rowling this time." The release of
the fifth book in the Harry Potter series has been delayed
because Christians have been praying to God that he will
send angels to scramble Satan's brain and force him to admit
Rowling's spent body to a mental hospital so that the whole
series will never be completed.
To celebrate the delayed release of the
fifth Harry Potter book and the post September 11th return
to American Christian values, The Truly Saved® all across
America are calling upon the name of Jesus this Halloween to
decrease the number of Harry Potter books currently
circulating in America by at least 70%. "We're giving
True Christian® school children the Biblical authority to
remove these evil books from their school libraries,
bookstores, homes, grocery stores, and anywhere they find
them," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "All they need to
say is, Jesus wants me to take this book! Friends, let's
help this great Country return to it's True Christian®
roots. Wont' you please set up a Holy Ghost book fire at
your local church on Satan's Birthday this Halloween? Thank
you."