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Special Offer!
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 These
First
Communion Steins were found in the dungeons of the Church of Mary,
Queen of Heaven in Freehold, Iowa. Through a Federal Court order,
Landover Baptist acquired the Catholic (Pagan) property last summer.
After months of smashing idols, removing Jesus from Crucifixes, burning
skirts and collars, rearranging the Stations of the Cross, digging up aborted fetuses from the convent playground,
destroying over 300 gallons of liquor, burning the pornography found
in confessional booths and priest's quarters, we were able to salvage few
items of interest.
If you would like to purchase a piece of Catholic history, we are allowing you to do so through this website. At this time, we make available these one of a kind blasphemous First Communion Steins to the general public. All of the money generated from sales will go toward the purchase of a much needed imported Italian stained glass window in the main sanctuary of the Landover Baptist Church. The steins are on sale for
$18.99 and you may click
here to purchase through an SSL secure server.
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