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![]() ![]() The scene got ugly when The Immaculate Hearts threw down their gloves and rushed the pitcher's mound. The Landover Soulwinners were out of the dugout and on the field faster than you could say 'Jesus wept.' Landover Pitcher, Pastor Tom Muharis brought an aluminum bat with him. He approached Holy Virgin coach, Father Earl Miller. "I've got a message for your 'Queen of Heaven' you Pope loving son-of-a-bitch!" he yelled, and lit into Miller's skull with one hard swing. Pastor Tom's face, spattered with Miller's blood looked like the wrath of God, had come upon him. He rushed toward the pitcher's mound swinging at anything that got in his way, knocking out a few of his own team members. In the stadium, a similar scene developed, as opposing fans collided
with one another, purses swinging, fists flying. The fighting continued
for nearly an hour until it was broken up by police at 2pm. The resulting
injuries were not serious, a few concussions, a few stitches, minor head
wounds. One priest lost a testicle, to which Pastor Ebeneezer Smith commented,
"he didn't have any use for anyway." The rematch is scheduled to take place
on July 17th. By that time, broken spirits, and wounds, will hopefully
have healed enough to get through at least nine innings.
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