July 2002


Surfin' the Net With Jesus!
July, in the Year of our LORD, 2002

By Judy O'Christian

True Christan® Friends,

Well, I know you are just as shocked as I am that the Sin Francisco liberals want to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance! I know that President Bush, a true man of integrity, will slap the living crap out of them demoncrats and make them get on their knees for Jesus. It's time to shut down the liberal media!

It's July, and that means it's time to think about who made this Christian Nation great--JESUS, of course! Bush is bringing us back to where REAL Americans call the shots once again. Our Godly Attorney General John Ashcroft is busy at work arresting liberals and protecting the rights of True Christians. Glory! And True Christians are mobilized and ready to help. GOD is on our side!

Bush has only been in office for a year and a half, but look at how much he's accomplished. President Bush and Dick Cheney are selflessly bringing this nation back to where it needs to be. How do I know? Jesus told me so! The Bush Doctrine is a gift from God. Glory!

Thanks to Bush's heroic actions on Sept. 11, the world will soon be safe for Real Americans again. Thank the LORD we are done with that Clinton nightmare!

Remember, liberals--we are watching you! You can only lie for so long without getting caught!

It's so good to have a man of integrity in the White House again. True Christians are standing up to help him stop the liberal menace. Glory!

See you next month if I don't get raptured first!

In Christian Love,


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