1. What is God's opinion of vegetarians?
A. They are purer in faith.
B. They are weak heathens, worshipping other gods.
C. They will be stronger in the long run, by resisting temptation.
D. A and C.
2. What has God ordered evil people to consume?
A. The flesh and juice of overripe fruit.
B. The flesh and blood of rotting animal corpses.
C. The flesh and blood of humans, including themselves.
D. None of the above.
3. What special ingredient has God required sinners to bake in their bread?
A. Spicy peppers that burn the cheeks and roofs of their mouths.
B. Human excrement, though upon complaint, He has allowed them to use cow dung instead
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C. Worms and eight-legged insects.
D. Powerful sedatives that cause memory loss.
4. How did people wash down the special ingredient in Question 3?
A. With bitter wine.
B. With their own urine.
C. With salt water from the sea.
D. None of the above.
5. Which of the following dishes were clean and therefore acceptable for God’s children to eat?
A. Turtle soup.
B. Rabbit stew.
C. Escargot.
D. None of the above.
6. Which children did God order bad people to eat?
A. This question is utter nonsense. God forbids all cannibalism, let alone cannibalism
involving children.
B. Their sons but not their daughters.
C. Their daughters but not their sons.
D. Their sons, daughters and even newborn infants.
7. Which bugs are clean and were therefore acceptable for God’s children to eat?
A. Beetles and grasshoppers.
B. Locusts and bald locusts.
C. All of the above.
D. None of the above.
8. What lifestyle activities does God recommend?
A. Heavy consumption of meat.
B. Moderate to heavy exercise.
C. Heavy consumption of fat.
D. A and C.
9. What does God say about consumption of wine?
A. People with serious financial problems should drink wine so they can forget their woes.
B. People with stomach problems should drink wine.
C. Wise men would not drink wine, which is a mocker.
D. All of the above.
10. Which of the following birds are clean and were therefore acceptable for God’s children to eat?
A. Raven and hawk.
B. Swan and pelican.
C. Heron and stork.
D. None of the above.