LANDOVER CHURCH NEWS:
APRIL 1999 |
Freehold Iowa - Ex-Nun's Horrifying Testimony Leaves
Church Members Visably Shaken. |
Ex-Nun, Sister Charlotte, called by some the Concubine Whore of
Eastern Europe, visited with Landover Members at our Wednesday Evening Church Service. Her candid, and extremely graphic testimony shocked what we thought to be a very desensitized congregation. Sister Charlotte's description of her horrifying journey into the bowels of the Mother Church was enough to send a shiver down the spine of the most experienced Fundamentalist. Jaws dropped to the floor when the old nun explained in vivid detail how she had been forced to clean a life- sized Crucifix from toe to head, using only her tounge! Members shifted in their seats when she pulled from her tormented orifice, a scarred and severed appendage as if to plead for sympathy in regard to some ancient physical element of her Godly testimony. |
Children escorted to an emergency Sunday School session when
Charlotte began to speak of how she had been forced to commit lewd sexual acts with hundreds of priests and little nunnies. Pastor Smith claims that some of the acts she performed were not even in the Book of Leviticus, or The Song of Solomon. That's how unusual they were. Charlotte claimed that since she excaped the convent that held her prisioner for nearly 40 years, that she cannot walk by a Catholic Church withou spontainiously urinating in her pants. She is often so paralyzed in fear, that she cannot move. |
Pastor Smith commented after Charlotte's testimony that "Landover members have always
been told to steer clear of Catholics/Satanists. The pain that Charlotte suffered at the hands of the Devil's Church and it's legion of Christ mocking whore producing bastard priests, should be a lesson to us all!" |
Sister Charlotte signed copies of her testimony, and CD's containing highlights of her 40 year
ordeal in a cloistered convent were also made available at $27.99. Counseling was provided for Church members visably shaken by the event. |
|
Above: A Photo of
Charlotte taken shortly after her escape from the cloistered convent. Note that both of her eyes are missing. They were ripped from her face by priests. |
If you would like to read the Real Testimony of Sister Charlotte, Click Here.
|
Copyright 1999/C.Harper - Americhrist Ltd.
|
|