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Action Alert!
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Is Scooby Doo™
Turning Kids On To The Occult?
Quite simply, The Answer is Yes.  As Hollywood prepares to release
another pro-occult Scooby Doo film, we think it's important for
Christian parents to understand some of the hidden messages that Wiccan
producers carefully inserted into the original cartoon series. Landover Baptist
Creation Scientists and
Youth Directors have spent the last 30 years of their lives
uncovering shocking and disturbing information about this dangerous
cartoon. It goes without
saying that most True Christians™ already know that the term, "Scooby Doo," was adopted by the
homosexual community in the late 1970's. "Scooby Doo"
is Sodomite slang for "feces roll." There is no easy way of putting this, but a "feces roll" is when a group
of naked homos gather together in a
public park, lay out a large plastic mat, poop all over it, and roll around in
their own manure until they have orgasms or are arrested by the police. Some homosexuals save their
feces in plastic bags and keep them in the refrigerator for weeks to prepare for such an event.One doesn't have to look too far to see why the homosexual community was so quick in adopting "Scooby Doo." The cartoon is chock full of decadence. It really doesn't take a theologian to see that each character in the cartoon series represents a perverse member of society. There is "Shaggy," a skinny junkie who is always sleepy, hungry, and paranoid. If you look closely enough, you can actually see the needle marks on his arms where he would inject a liquefied form of "Scooby snacks" which were really nothing more than a mixture of cocaine and heroin. Shaggy would even feed the dog (which is G-o-d spelled backwards and an Wiccan/occult way of referring to the dark master, Satan) these cocktails as well. Shaggy is usually so smacked up on junk, he thinks the dog is talking to him. And obviously, the fiendish producers want to sucker our children into believing the same thing! Another character in the series, Thelma, the little bull-dyke, represents the feminist movement. Hollywood makes everyone's job easier here because they never try to hide the fact that feminists are nothing more than ugly-looking women with glasses who are always reading books and bossing people around. Our lone Christian mole in Hollywood tells us that executives were even considering talk show host and human hippo, Rosie O'Donnell, for the role of Thelma. In the character of Fred, we are subjected to a cartoon depiction of the typical homosexual male. His choice in clothing alone is enough to raise the eyebrows of any concerned Christian parent. Further evidence exists in his lack of interest in the character of Daphne, a female prostitute along for the ride who never has anything significant to offer the group other than a harlot's smile and, sadly, unclothed cartoon legs that Landover Baptist Youth Director, Richard N. Moff, reports, "cause arousal in young boys even before they reach puberty."
We place this message of Christian love and experience here only because we know that Hollywood is preparing to unleash this terror from Hell on an already suffering
Christian Nation. We urge you to protest vocally, and protest in silence by putting the
$7 you would have paid to see the film, "Scooby Doo," into the offering plate at your local Bible-believing Baptist Church on Sunday morning. Thank you.
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The characters of "Scooby Doo" travel in a van (an enclosed vehicle suggesting deviant activity
occurring within) from town to town looking for ghosts and witches
and consulting with people who are familiar with spirits. It has always been a carefully packaged television program that introduces innocent young children to the occult. We could go on about countless
