Church Members, I've got to tell you this movie is fantastic! Mr. Gibson has taken the Planet of the Apes (replacing the Apes with Jews), and a few chapters from the Gospel of Luke, and he's created the most accurate depiction of Christ's terrifying crash landing on a donkey in Jerusalem, EVER! I want you to print out these flyers and nail them to the doors of unsaved family homes with the same authentic replica gold-plated 9-Inch-Nails that the mean old hairy Jews drove through Jesus' innocent snow-white limbs.  These lovely nails are available for prices starting as low as $27 at the Landover Baptist Gift Shop (a Mel Gibson The Passion of the Christ authorized merchant and moneychanger)!  Let's get the Word out! And let's get some folks saved!  Praise God!" - Pastor Deacon Fred

 

 

 

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