Some Landover Baptist Mail Received August 2002  (unedited and in original form)


Your article on "Do it yourself circumcision" sickens me If i was your mom, I wouldn't mutilate your penis. I would chop the whole fucking thing off when you turned 13 and shove it in your slimy Jewish yapper. You sick mother fuckers. Circumcision is cruel. and Christ was a homosexual hooker loving hashish smoking loser.

Scott McKinley



Pastor,

I am an enthusiast of Humanity. And, as such, I enjoy learning about the multitude of different aspects we humans have about religion and its applications to society. I recently visited your site and what I found there enticed me to write to you. Your theological philosophies on society I found to be the most interesting. The way you propose that humans maintain themselves was astonishing. If only everyone could act as properly and humanely to each other as you would wish them to. After reading through a great deal of your website, I would like to extend my interest to you in allowing me to further my understanding of your beliefs and practices. Anything that you might be able to do would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you for your time.

- An appreciative Humanist - Bob Smith



hello u pieces of shit..if anyone would burn in hell forever it would be you fucking bastards!!! how can u say any of this fucking garbabge? u're fucking websight should be shutdown its rude tasteless and fucking bullshit!! and by the way...nice article on the green mile with tom hanks...ya hes such a homo lemme tell u!!! if any one is its your webpage and u're all just closet homosexuals!!! u fucking bastards really make me sick! and i say that from the bottom of my heart!! so don't take it personal but u are fucked up!!

Amy Vermillion 



YOUR LITTLE CULT IS ONE OF THE SORRIEST BUNCH OF IGNORANT, CHILD'S TESTICLE LICKING SICK FUCKERS IVE EVER CAME ACROSS. IF I PAINT MY NUTS GREEN WILL YOU AND ALL THE OTHER QUEER FUCKING MEMBERS COME AND LICK 'EM CLEAN? BY THE WAY DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN GET ONE OF THOSE JAR-JAR DOLLS? BETTER YET, CAN I BORROW YOUR LITTLE QUEER SONS? ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT YOU ARE ALL SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN SO MANY PAINT CHIPS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER. SEE YA IN HELL BITCH!

cpenney01



You know, it took awhile for me to finally visit your website to see what was being said about Wiccans.

Some of the things that you have on there are very accurate about Satanists. However, there are many misinformed people out there who call themselves Wiccan, and are actually Satanists.

A Wiccan does not believe in blood sacrifices, or butching up animals (unless they are a legal grocery store butcher who butchers meat for the steak dinners that you eat)

A Wiccan believes in harming none as well as letting people live their lives without judgement.

How can you, being a good Christian, pass judgement on some disillusioned child and then make a disparaging remark to group a people in general? Doesn't the bible tell you to judge not lest ye be judged upon the same standards that you yourself have judged? I know I'm close, if not on the mark, with that bible quote.

As for the paling of the skin........lol, those are misguided children who call themselves gothic and think that vampires are cool and wish that they were one. As for the piercings......if all piercings are wrong, then why do so many Christian women wear earrings? How about some of the Christian MEN who wear earrings? And I'm not talking about just the guy ones.

If you really want to know the TRUTH about Wiccans, then instead of sending out moles, read a book. All your moles seem to be running into are misguided children who don't have a pot to squat in........and other moles.

Reverand Amaridus Jamison-Dukes

Non-denominatial - CloudPanther 



Dear sir (no respect intended), I can't begin to express my disgust at seeing the products and advertisement sponsored by yourself at http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=cathprod1. Such blatant anti-Catholicism is unworthy of a minister of the gospel.

Patrick McSherry 



http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0900/sync.html that page is messed up I did NOT date a little kid and I sure as hell didnt fucking tell her I love her you people need lives and WE ARE NOT AN ACID ROCK GROUP WE ARE A VOCAL GROUP YOU STUPID ASS MORONIC PREJUDGSANKE'S

Justin Timberlake 


WHY WOULD ANYBODY POST THIS PIECE OF TRASH ON OUR NATION'S WEB SITE? THIS UNDERMINES THE BELIEF'S OF TRUE CHRISTIAN'S THAT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR WOULD BE SO PREJUDICE! MY UNDERSTANDING IS THAT JESUS SEE'S BEAUTY IN ALL WHO RECOGNIZE AND BELIEVE IN HIM. SHAME ON ME FOR NOT OWNING THIS DISCUSTING PIECE OF MERCHANDISE? SHAME ON YOU FOR TRYING TO PUSH THIS GARBAGE ON THE AMERICAN CHRISTIAN BELIEVERS OF THIS LAND!

Mike O'Ryan 



To whom it may concern, This site is what I would call a tabloid site, & is very similar to a tabloid "newspaper" that can still be found on news stands and convenience store shelves today. That tabloid usually has headlines such as: "Woman gives birth to 300 pound baby," "Bigfoot spotted near Las Vegas," or "Proof that the end of the world is upon us now." I read some of the content on the site, & was at first outraged at what I had thought of as "totally ignorant reporting." As I continued to read I realized the site is in a sense a Christian parody, or really more what I would call a tabloid site. I would like to prove this site as either ignorant Christian reporting, or what I strongly believe to be the site of tabloid sensationalism by bringing up the first "report" I read: Scooby Doo. It states "Scooby Doo" was a slang term adopted by homosexuals in the late 1970's. Well, Scooby Doo the cartoon was on the air starting in the early 1970's, & it can not be helped what words or titles are in later years given new, slang meanings. However, I guarantee you there is NO such thing as a "feces roll!" I know a lot about the ways of the world, & I have known many people of all walks of life --THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "SCOOBY DOO ROLL," OR "FECES ROLL!!" It is true there are some people with a fetish for feces ("scat") and urine ("golden showers"), but there never was a trend in which naked homosexuals gathered in groups to roll around in defecation on sheets of plastic!! I would imagine anyone saving "their feces in the refrigerator for weeks to prepare for such an event" would be very disappointed when they actually went to indulge themselves in this made-up event! --Wouldn't refrigeration dry out feces? I mean, I am not going to conduct an experiment to find out, but logic tells me feces would dry out from refrigeration, and not serve the person the purpose for their fetish! When was the Shaggy character ever shown injecting drugs into his system? --He wasn't! You are judging a book by its cover, and that is very unChristianly of you if you are seriously reporting this! The same goes for all your remarks on the other characters of the cartoon, and motion picture. Do Christians really use the term "bull-dyke??" (as in reference to the writer's comments on the Velma character) --I should think not! As for young boys getting aroused over "unclothed cartoon legs": Young boys can become aroused over many things, and it can not really be controlled. A child who wants to seek thrills that make him aroused will continue to seek those thrills. And if a child accidentally stumples upon "unclothed cartoon legs," or other things that stimulate him to arousal/erection, then it is up to the parent to decide if the child should be exposed to that stimulating source. Personally, I have never gotten aroused over a cartoon when I was a child, but I do suppose it can happen. Let's think about how your minitstry described the van as a form of transportation in which deviant activity occurs within: Vans (which in our time are now callled SUV's) were portrayed as a vehicle in which people could do drugs or have sex, but drugs and sex have also been known to happen in automobiles, and even pick-up trucks. Most people would think of a van as a larger car, and one that can hold all the more passengers and groceries. --Being one-track minded as this "reporter" was is NOT a healthy thing! The second "report" I read concerned the Grinch doll, and its discovered penis. I think it would have made greater news sources other than your lone site if this were true. If it is true that a piece of plastic was protruding from one grinch doll's crotch, then it must be looked upon as the reason the toy manufacturer gave: "Flashing." I used to work in plastics (in fact I was on the quality control staff for a toy company), and I can tell you that "flash" (or called "flashing" here, which may not be proper) is excess plastic that should not have been on the finished product, but does sometimes happen. The liquid plastic is injeted into a mold, and then the mold opens to (usually) drop the molded item. The excess plastic is also present, but should already be seperated from the item. Sometimes the excess plastic does not seperate from the item, and that excess is called "flash." So there you have what I would think of as the reason (if the "reporting" really is true) why ONE Grinch doll has been reported to have a piece of plastic sticking out of its crotch. I will say this: It is a manufacturer's right to produce dolls that have correct representation of genitals if the company so desires, and it would not be the first time a doll with genitals had been put on the market. So, with those two stories I hope I have given enough evidence that your Christian "reporting" is a fraud! But like I said, I strongly suspect your site is not here for Christian reporting, but for "entertaining" sensationalism in a tabloid style. The site is too angry, and judges too much to be a real Christian site. Nor would a real Christian site use the "mild" language this site uses, such as, "poop all over it, and roll around in it until they have orgasms." The products on the "store" pages are a REAL Christian's worst nightmare, & can only be viewed as minorly campy. To look as your site as a humorous parody can not be done, because the site is simply not humorous due to its 100% negativity. That's all I wanted to say, and let's hope your "staff" can learn to be really humorous in the future! Bill in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

FAKENAMETOFIGHT




YOUR SITE IS HORRIBLE!!!! GET RID OF IT NOW! ALL THAT STUFF THAT YOU HAVE ABOUT SOME GIRL NAMED PENNY THAT KILLED HERSELF LOOK AT HER SHE HAD AN ILLNESS AND IT WASNT NSYNC'S FAULT!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF "CHURCH" PEOPLE ARE YOU?! HORRIBLE IF YOU ASK ME! GET RID OF YOUR SITE ITS CRAP! ITS ALL BULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND PENNYS MOM JSUT WANTS MONEY! SHE IS ILL TO SHE HAS TO BE NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT HER DAUGHTER WRITING WHORE ON BRITNEYS POSTER YOU PEOPLE DISCUST ME!

Jonna Royer



I accidentally came across your site and couldn't believe that you do not welcome those who are not saved. That is why we are here... to save those who are less fortunate and have not heard the word of God. It is disgusting to know what the Internet has brought this world to... people like you and your organization (not a church!) claiming to be MY religion and "shoo-ing" away those who are not saved. You are a disgrace to the TRUE believers and I hope to see you on Judgement Day!

linda kolftad 



Do you really believe the idiotic garbage you spew? Is your faith so weak and simpering that you have to make up rediculous tripe to yell about? There are REAL problems in the world that you could use your position and voice to address, but instead you spew forth this mindless, nauseating tripe about an 11 year old girl who learned to have sex from a musician? You are pathetic, and I'm quite sure the Lord sees you in that light. Shame on you.

Lloyd Willson



oh lord what a laugh. i really can't help but mock you fools. that you take some silly little book that has been twisted around by man so many times in history, and actually believe it's the word of god. get your heads out of your asses for one second, and consider fact and reason. the chances of the bible being true and acturate to god aren't only slim, they're not possible. looks like you've spent to much time reading the book, and not enough time finding out where it came from. you take the damn thing literally, and yet fail to understand it's true meaning. i pity you fools, wasting your life away.

Deborah Phin 



Dear Sir, I stumbled upon your website today while doing some research. As a devout follower of Jesus Christ, I am highly affended at your portrayal of our Lord and Savior, as a God who only allows "the worthwile" in His church, and has no room for "the unsaved". Everything I have seen on your website smacks of CULT, CULT, CULT! If your wbsite is any indication of what you believe about Jesus, then you clearly do not know the real Jesus Christ - the Jesus of THE BIBLE! In the end, you will surely turn a blind eye to the email you receive, puff out your chest and tell your congregation, " We must be doing the Lord's will...Just look at the persecution!". You will probably never hear the truth that Jesus came to save a lost world - not to condemn it. The greatest tragedy is - some people who come to your website will think you represent Christians the way we are - and you DON'T!

David J Chrenko  - California



IN REGARD TO YOUR WITNESSING TOOLS

HELLO:

I AM A BAPITST BY FAITH. YOUR SITE AND WITNESSING TOOLS ARE NOT BIBICAL. I FEEL THE COMMENT "GET YOUR ASS TO CHURCH" IS RIDICULOUS. I FEEL THAT THE WAY TO WIN PEOPLE TO CHRIST IS BY SHOWING HIS LOVE. A GOOD VERSE THAT YOU SHOULD USE IS JOHN 3:16. MOST PEOPLE ALSO RESPOND TO KINDNESS AND CARING ATTITUDES. TRY JUST SAYING: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU IN CHURCH, ETC. MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALSO EXAMINE YOUR TEXT AND BELIEFS, BEFORE SPREADING MATERIALS THAT PRINT BAPTIST CHURCH ON THEM. I HOPE THAT YOU GET TO TRUELY EXPERIENCE THE TRUE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST. I WILL PRAY FOR THIS ORGANIAZATION, AND HOPE YOU FEEL CONVICTED BY GOD TO USE OTHER WITNESSING TOOLS AND SAYINGS.

Jacky D. Persinger 



I wish I could be standing right there the day God asks you why you felt the need to spread the hatred you call preaching. I'm Baptist, and I've been reading some of the articles on your website, and let me say "I'm appalled at your behavior" You will probably sit there after reading this and justify all that you say and do. Let me remind you "You are just a man ... like me" I pity those who think you have all of the answers. They are right in assuming you have the answers, the only problem is that they are all the wrong answers. Your article on Disney is just too absurd. Think about it Einstein. Disney or any other corporation that depends on it's consumers, is not going to chance losing them all by having a hidden agenda. You need to wise up a little and quit being so naive. God knows those that work in his name and do his bidding, and he knows you have only two things on your mind "Leadership by promoting Hate mongering and greed" I'll say a prayer for your soul tonight, your going to need it where you are headed.

Bill Kinkaid 




I feel bad. My heart is actually physically aching. You've managed, in a single website, to twist the message which Jesus brought to our planet.

You're too ignorant to understand that the word "Allah" actually means "God" in Arabic. Therefore to say God vs. Allah is an oxymoron!

Why do you advertise for such a hate filled woman as Betty Bowers. Jesus taught LOVE!

The Pope is a Satanist? You idiot, you're religions a practically the same!

You expel people for the way they vote. Hmm, just what Jesus would have done with his "Love all" message!

All I can say is that I've read the bible too. Only difference is that I have not twisted the meanings to fit my criteria and what I believe is right and wrong.

Oops, I violated your "injunction" :-). I am not saved, only because I've nothing to be saved from. I love all and hate none! You all need to be saved from yourselves so, perhaps you should be left to rot within yourselves.

I am sorry if this email offended you. Your website offended me so, I thought I would return the favor!

joandtom



To whom it may Concern.... I don't know who you people think you are, but I'll say this! All of you are perverted. You contradict yourselves everytime you put something on this hidious web site. Do you even know what blasphemy really is? Look at your own web site....it's all over it!!!!! you people make me sick!!! you all are too worried about what is going on in the world! Someone from your church takes a trip to Hollywood. The Bible says, "seperate yoursleves FROM the world and it's wicked ways...." Then you put Santa Claus on a cross! And this movie called "book of shadows, the Blair Witch Project 2", you honestly think I'm going to believe that this movie is a Christian family movie?! Your perverted! But then your going to trun around and say that "toy Story 2" is of the devil? HaHa.....I'll say this one other thing! If you play this movie in the HOLY Sanctuary of your church...(if it is holy).....May God Almighty have mercy on your souls!!! You honestly think God going to attend this lil' meeting that your going to have on Hall-o-ween!? Maybe the devil will because God won't be a hundred miles of that twisted, backwards, perverted, contradicting, and blasphemist church of yours! Have a good day!

BGKirk140



you're stupid website should be shut down

Vsalesyork



just writing to say if you think the ice age is a bit of bullshit, why is it that people back then supposedly live to 900years old, yet we can barely make it to just over 100 these days? an in depth explanation would be greatly appreciated

Steve Dunnett 



A message is to be passed to you from the spirit.Within the next two weeks, you will be diagnosed with cancer. You will have a bowel obstruction and you will be diagnosed with rectal cancer. Since your heart has been hardened, you will not repent and be healed. You will expire like a slowly deflating tire.&; No one will recognize you and they will be so disgusted by your appearance, that they will abandon you.Let this message be heard to unlistening ears. No mercy will be given to you. he has seen all before his eyes, you have blasphmeed agaisnt his spirit, therefore no mercy or grace will be spared.

wendy hixon 



I understand that you want to be seperate from the unsaved, but what about the unsaved that come to your church to get saved or want to be and don't know how? You may go out and tell people about Jesus but maybe they never heard from you or has been told lies from other people. Maybe they want to have a relationship with Jesus, would you make them leave then? Now if they are there and never get saved, just cause trouble and really don't care then I see your point. But if you turn the ones away that want to know Jesus then they may never want to get saved. Could you please help me understand what you mean by this.

Kelli Herbert



Dear Dr. Neiman I am a 21 year old female, studing Cardiopulmonary Medicine. I am a Christian and of Baptist denomination. I stubbled onto your website and have to disagree with the remarks which were made toward woman being inferior to men. I know many men who are lazy, covet the neighbors every belonging including his wife, steal and lie. But according to your teachings I am no better than he is in gods eyes even though I'm a virgin, I work 2 jobs, attend church and ask for forgiveness of my sins. What happenened to though shall not pass judgement, or Though Shall not bear false witness. And those sir were on inscribed on the holy stone.

Sincerely, Amanda Jane - Amanda Childress 



Dear Pastor,

I was born into a Christian family, brought up a Christian, and was taught in Christian schools. I studied Religion and Theology right up to university and have encountered as a result, a great many enterpretations of the Bible.

Please just answer me this; Is this site a joke? You can't be serious? Of course, everyone is entitled to their veiwpoint and, more importantly, they are free to believe what they wish, but this site displayes the most twisted enterpretation of the New Testament I have ever had the misfortune to stumble upon.

I would appreciate a reply, but of course, because i dont agree with you, aren't giving you money or aren't a "True Christian," you will be enclined to ignore me because you know your church is simply an elaborate method of mind control over the southern/middle-american dirt poor farmer, who doesnt know any better, and, luckily for you, truly believes the drivel you feed him. You cannot begin to admit it to yourself, and will douse the flames of your conscience with the over-exercised excuse of you "help people."

You're the richest you've ever been from the profits, and your ruining the lives of the children you pretend to protect by warping their parents minds.

Please write back,

Sincereley, Nick Weeks -