Landover Baptist Mail Received
April 2001 (unedited and in original form)
I attend the Tulsa Baptist Temple.
Is the unsaved shirt a joke? I hope so. Christ
didn't teach us to avoid all contact with unsaved people. If
we did how would they see Christ in our lives. How would they
be saved?
I thought that part of your web site was a very bad testimony.
John H. Jones
you think Santa is satanic? not everything in this world is Satanic.
it's anal-retentive paranoid small minded christians that give Christians
like me a good name. what do you think this is? Salem? you can't go burning
any little thing you nostalgically consider satanic. not all Santa's are
lechorous old men. gee maybe the Easter Bunny's satanic too...
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hi, i'm writing in regard to the
flyer u have on ur homepage. this is not the ideal to reach people
to dancing and living for Christ. i do believe dancing is allowed
in the church and in the world as long as it is used to praise our Lord
Jesus Christ. but the word "Ass" on this flyer is very inappropriate.
yes, the word was in the Bible, but only used as another term for a donkey.
nowadays, is it derrogatory, and should not be used in this way.
i do not condemn the raving scene, but the flyer was
inappropriate and should not be used again. reaching people for
Jesus is important, yes i know, but we have to watch out on how we present
ourselves and this manner is not exceptable. i thank you for your
time in reading this email. take care and...
God Bless,
Anissa Aguilar
you fucking morons. your all going to hell. i wish i could meet one
of you fags on the street i would beat the holy fuck out of you.
people like you define oral tragedy.Kris Osborne
You call yourselves Christians, but rather you are simply a laughing
stock to the world wide web. Just read your mail. The comments of most
people that write are just expressing how stupid and lost you really are.
People are in their seat and laughing at the way you most ignorant people
preform what you call Christian.
I think many of the folks at Landover Babtist church are the
product of some serious imbreeding. I will pray for you lost, ignorant
fools.Very Catholic,
FRED
Hi,
I was searching online for reviews on my favorite movie "Dinosaur"
and I read this one. I almost wet myself laughing! There is no way that
any child in their right mind (if not sheltered) that would find this movie
in anyway sexual! They are freakin' animals! They mate at a certain time
of year and for one reason, not the same reason that people do. We all
know that in Disney movies that the animals talk and that they have personalities
so that the audience can get more involoved with the movie.
I've seen this movie a million times and know it word for word. The
only sexual part in the movie that I've seen wasn't even mentioned in the
artical! I know just as well as you do that humans were around at this
time, but Disney spent $395 million dollars on this movie and they needed
to make it worth it. Also take into consideration that a day to God is
like 1000 years and that 1000 years is like a day. Plus, if there was only
two people or 100 people on the planet at this time who knows if they would
be in the same place? Being christians means that you try to live a life
for God, not for preventing your children from seeing a Disney movie! And
I repeat, there was no sexual conduct as said in the main review on your
page.In Jesus Name,
Anne Matthews
To whom it may concern,
I read your atricle on pornography in children's
shows posted on the internet. I have never noticed this while watching
Sesame Stree or Rugrats, nor notice this now after reading your article.
What kind of people are you claiming to be? What kind of person can look
at these kind of shows and make something perverted out of it. It seems
to me you are trying to start controversy, and the finger should be pointed
at you for having the perverted mind for coming up with such nonsense.
I'll pray for you all.
Sincerely,
Zac Saylor
Wallins Baptist Church
Did you happen to take under consideration that you are promoting theft
in stores that supply tampons?? For that you will burn in hell, right?
Too bad hell doesn't exist either! Thou shalt not steel! I don't believe
in god or the devil but even though your site says IM not welcome, I came
anyway! And I will visit on a regular basis to laugh my ass off!!
Ps. Religion is for the weak minded
Name Removed Upon Request
Dear Landover Baptist,
I have been a christian since I was nine years old. I have a great
love and respect for my God and my Savior Jesus Christ. Therefore
it pained me greatly to see your web site. I don't understand how
you could take your religion as an interpretation of anything in the bible.
You curse openly. You pervert the scripture, and blaspheme the church and
everything it stands for. I can honestly say that I have never seen
anything quiet so disturbing as your so called organization. I shall
pray that truth will some day touch your hearts. Please read the
Bible. All of it.
Sincerely Concerned,
Lauren Masters
I REALLY hope you are just bunch of people who have bad sense of humour,
who put up a pervertic, sick and so unbiblical out of Christ's love kind
of homesites
to scare away the seekers of the truth. If you DARE to call yourelf
Christians, I am appalled, as well as is the Christ our king. A three year
old boy was crushed
over the fact the he lost his kitten, and all he would've needed was
a hug and nice word and a promise, that Jesus didn't want anything bad
to happen to his
kitten, and that He still loves the boy very much, and that the cat
is in a better place. Take any part in the Bible, and you'll see, that
what you teach is wrong, and that falce teachers will have the worst judgement
of all.
And if you are with the bad sense of humour kind of people, I congratulate
you for the laughter you get out of this scared email. You will have it
coming, too...
Repent, and you shall be saved.
There are works of demons, but there are also work of saddness, disappointment
and being right. Not everything a child say, is demon possessed. You can
all go back to 1600th Century and be a part of the wich hunt.
Maiju, Christian - Hullu Mau
I am both a devout Christian and a scientist. The vast majority
of scientist are.
Your supposition is fundamentally incorrect.
Christ is THE TRUTH. Science is a search for the truth.
The two are not in conflict. When approached with the wonder of a child,
science reveals the wonder of God's Creation. Without this approach
science does not advance. Most science is approached this way.
The charitable approach would be to understand some outspoken scientist
who have the ear of a secular press forget what science is about and spread
misinformation.
Science has brought us the internet which allows this fellowship.
Anthony Scovazzo
tonight im gonna cram two tampons up my fajita, just becouse you guys
are so brainwashed and stupid. Hello do you have proof to support this
theory???? maybe you ugly religious fruitcakes would enjoy a good tampon
once in a while to clear out all them cob webs up there, and yes i am unsaved
and proud of it, i have a life unlike you, but then again you church goin
fanatics are so busy in the news lateley for molesting children. oh well
i guess ill rot in hell if there actually is one, but it would be better
then being a fake crabby a-hole all the time telling people how the should
live their life.
have a suck day:)
I Tried to take your quiz, found a link on Darwin awards, and while
I attended a Christian college and possess reasonable education skills
I must say your methodology in finding new ways to honor God, insults the
intelligence he gave me.
You should be sorry in front of your god and mine for twisting truth
into lies for the purpose of a lesson.
Coming from a family of 4 ministers, a religious publisher and a Christian
radio station owner, its fair to say none of them ever made such an outright
attempt to distort reality into religion.
The unfortunate time has come that people no longer fear God,
most in fact have a disbelief due to scientific facts that have been presented,
some of which I choose to study and find ways to mix with the word, but
when you do something so incredibly stupid as what you did with the test
on your web site, you have an effect on a generation of future adults who
like no other generation think more for them self's and are less of a follower
than anyother generation before us today.
Treat your congregation with a little self respect, assume we use the
power of our mind for the furtherment of the spirit of God and don't belittle
that power he gave us to know the difference between fact and fiction.
Its disgraceful.
William Allen
dear sir or maam,
i am writing in regards to the disturbing
message that is attached to the church link. specifically "unsaved unwelcome"
. it struck me very strangely. if all churchs felt the same way, how would
antone ever be saved. i know jesus would invite all to his messages, so
why is it that a church that follows jesus are willing to turn away those
that jesus might be able to save? i am sorry that your church has such
a aspect on christianity. i was always taught to love all, not just those
who claim to be saved. i was also taught that church is for sinners because
if we were all saints there would be no need in church.religiously dissapointed,
toby kirkpatrick
I am writing in reference to your website. I came across this due to
a friends ill feelings towards your so called Christian site. I have the
right to speak my mind both as a citizen of the united states and as a
true child of God. As far as credentials for me. I am a saved, washed in
the blood, purged from sin by the atonement of Christ, child of God. Jesus
was crucified, buried, resurrected and taken up to heaven to show his divine
right and sovereignty over Satan and death.
I see your church does not allow unsaved
people to attend. Why not? I am going to ask you to get your bible, but
I hope you are not a liberal mouthpiece of Satan that reads any bible,
but the King James Version. Turn to the book of Matthew 28:19 and 20.
Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the
Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: Teaching them to observe
all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway,
even unto the end of the world. Amen. Now I want you to honestly
tell me how your church is going to goto ALL the world and teach them if
you are not coming in contact with unsaved people. If the apostles took
this approach and taught it no one would have been saved now. You would
not have been saved. Don't give me this I was sprinkled or baptized stuff
either. Your mother and fathers salvation does not affect your salvation.
As far as you being afraid to be around sinners take this passage to heart.
Matthew 9:10-12 And when the Pharisees saw it, they said unto his disciples,
Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners? Now in noway are
we Jesus, but that was an example he gave us. Matthew 9:12-14 But
go ye and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice:
for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. Hummmm
how do you call them when you are in your church locked up afraid of Satan.
Being saved does not mean you don't sin..1
Timothy 1:14-16 This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation,
that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.
Paul was the greatest apostle and he says no one sinned more than him.
I will await your response and I shall
pray for your eyes to be open to Gods love.
In Christ Amen
To any self-righteous jack-ass (landover baptist) it may concern,
Recently, I received an
e-mail from your organization informing me that I was going to hell.
I must confess that upon first reading this garbage, I was a little worried.
Fortunately, I am far more intelligent than you will ever be, and I realized
that the letter must be reflection upon your tainted soul. What this
letter tells me is that you hide behind a curtain of false righteousness,
and accuse others of heresy. In reality, you are no more than a witch-hunter
hoping to redeem yourself by damning other people. You claim to believe
in Jesus, and yet you go against EVERYTHING he taught. You tell people
that there is no redemption for them, and in doing so give them reason
to believe that there is actually some biblical foundation to this lie.
I am embarrassed to even consider the fact that we might worship the same
God (So it's a good thing you worship your master, Satan). The bible
asks us to teach other people about God, not make them resent him.
Furthermore, I am glad that we will not be going to the same place in the
afterlife so that I won't have to bear your company for the rest of eternity.Sincerely,
Jason Clough
PS: I don't really hope you go to hell, Satan shouldn't
have to put up
with scum like you.
PPS: I had sex with you mother last night
(Doggy style, she was
insatiable).