Lonnie Malcomb
Ashanti payne
First of all, I wish that the peace and glory of God, the Almighty Father, be with you. And I also hope that heals you.
I am a Roman Catholic parishioner and always have been. However, I respect any religion that worships God, which means that I respect EVERY religion, except one with any sort of Satanism. When I was viewing your website, I noticed some extremely heart-wrenching pictures. Such as the one with the burning cross, and the people wearing "heat resistent robes". I know that you know those are KKK robes. I can tell because of the white hoods and the burning of the cross does give it away. This is a terrible message to send and absolutley disgraces Jesus Christ.
This is in NO WAY meant to be a hate letter. I respect everyone whom I come in contact with. You are free to believe what you want. But I would like it if you think about yourselves. Burning the cross will not earn you a spot in Heaven with God. Please do not continue with this propoganda. It can be hurtful to many people, including myself. Once again, I do not mean for this to be a hate letter, I am meerly expressing my concearn.
I pray that God is with you, now and forever.
May God Bless You,
Jim Stetmond
I realize that these type emails do not get responces very often, so I won’t hold my breath waiting to hear back from you.
Ray Hunter
Sincerely,
Andrew Robertson
Sandra Walters
I just found your website for Landover Baptist Church, and I can see your satire is directed toward the American Christian Church today. It may be well-founded, however, it does show that you may have been hurt by Christians in the past. Many of us were. And the American church does need to repent and be like Jesus. Your site shows that you agree with that.
My question is that I wonder how many have gone to your website, not knowing it was a work of fiction, and were turned away from Christ as a result. That would be credited to your account. You have masterly put together an account of a false church, and it is almost funny how you describe each area. Just know that there is a God, and He does keep our tears in a bottle and says He will bind up our wounds. When you ask Him to make Himself real to you, He will do it.
Norma Matthews
Desaberrie@---.com
I hope no one is turned off to the gospel by your sadistic, mean, ungodly website, because you will have to answer to God for that. SHAME ON YOU!!!
Ginger Davis
Candice Kirby
Marc E.
Michelle Gregory
Zalewski Krzysztof
Kub1
Eric Archambeault
Percival Burger
Cheryl R. Rhoden
Sarah Walker
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I'm glad that Jesus didnt have your attitude and that He indeed came and gave His life for those you call 'filthy trash'. Have you not read the scripture ?
'It is not for the righteous that I come, but for the unrighteous'
Personally I think it's attitudes like yours that give christianity a bad name among those who need Christ the most. And I rebuke you and your elitist attitude in the name of the Lord Jesus.
Yours
Mr T.Francis (disciple of Christ and a son of the Living God)
TJ Josef
YOU ARE STUPID. PASTOR DEACON FRED CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF. Please... I hope he reads this, I want him to read these words:
Fuck you Deacon Fred. You're a scumbag, a racist, and above all, an ignorant dumb American.
Go die.
- Nick
Thank you, Larry Gentry
Please tell me this is not true:
These Deacons served as volunteer test cases and several of them are now hospitalized with permanent hardening of the penis. Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards, believes their condition resulted from intensive tests where each Deacon was stripped of his clothes and placed in isolation for 72 hours with 200 cans of Red Bull, a plastic Ziploc bag full of Ecstasy tablets and a wide assortment of adult magazines. "We were scrupulously trying to recreate the sex-crazed, raver environment of the typical person who gulps down can after can of this potent beverage," said Dr. Edwards.
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What kind of freak would engage in this sort of experiment? The deacons would have been better off to go to Newcastle, England and go to a real rave. At least there would have been some cultural exchange. Something they probably all direly need.
Absolutely pathetic.
Phil Rushworth
So lay off of us witches you hillbilly fuck
Shaundalyn Hansen
he loves me just the same. Praise God !!!
Martha Breland
Besides all the ridiculous cultish mantra stuff filling most of the article,
Couldn't you just have said that "only god knows this answer for sure. God is a good god, and he intends you to be happy for eternity with him in heaven, and if having "Scruffy" (seemingly, a made-up name for a story, if there ever was one) there with you would help, I'm sure he just might. Just leave all thing up to him who knows, or God.
Then, at the end, the article gets INTENTIONALLY GRUESOME! WHO WOULD SEND SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO AN 8 YEAR OLD!
"we have to assume that there are going to be a whole mess of folks in Hell and most of them will be Chinese, since they never had the luxury of hearing about Jesus" First of all, this is NOT what Jesus says about the multitudes who of no fault of their own have not heard of Jesus and his wonders!
Finally, the article ends with "People in hell will need food to sustain them through an eternity of torture at the hands of the loving God they rejected. As we understand it, Chinese folks love to eat dogs. I'm sorry, Timmy - it is a hard sight to take in, but in a few weeks little Scruffy will be savagely ripped to shreds, as will countless other pooches, at the blood-stained hands of starving, godless Chinamen as they are beaten and sodomized by demons on the desolate shores of the Lake of Fire. My guess is that those shores will be piled high with the rotting, bone-picked carcasses of every household pet there ever was.
I hope this helps.
Your friend and Pastor,
Deacon Fred"
THIS...needs no comment. It's almost as if someone is posting this stuff to cement ideology AGAINST Christianity! If so, you're doing a wonderful job. If this was somehow posted as a legitimate article, may the author go back to beginning bible school.
Marcus Stitler
ankoons@---.net
When I first visited your website a few years ago,
it seemed very real and it took me a while to figure
out that it was only a hoax. It was MUCH BETTER that
way. Now it is too obvious from the onset that it is a
joke. NOT GOOD! PLEASE attempt to tone down the home
page so as not to give away the joke TOO SOON! It
would be much more effective that way.
Thanx,
Dave
Ask not at whom the chimp smirks-
he smirks at you.
www.smirkingchimp.com
I Have no idea where you get off exactly posting your hateful ideals on the internet .I am only going to set you straight this once otherwise we will cast a spell a day on you so will sufer for your crimes against humanity. We are nature based peaceloving religion .We do not kill or mame anyone or anything we do not worship satan and we never have or will worship satan. We are protected By the first ammendment of the constitutution under Freedom Of religion. If you continue to teach your children to hunt us or people like us it may very well one day get them killed by some psycho devil worshiper as a true wiccan would never harm anyone
It is your calling to preach the gospel, so if you forbid unbeleivers to your church and charge them to beleive you are very displeasing to God. Bible says salvation is a free gift that God sent his son to the cross for. No amount of money can buy it or prove a person is sincere in his excepting it. You just want the money especially since you want $2,000 from each convert. Oh and by the way I excepted God's FREE gift and
Have you READ this? Do you realize what you have sent to an 8 YEAR OLD BOY???
I can't believe you guys call yourselves a church. I am utterly disgusted by the ignorance that your church shows. First of all, the fact that your slogan includes "...The unsaved are not welcome" shows that you guys are morons. I am ashamed for you people to call yourselves christians. Frankly, I'm shocked that God hasn't turned your church into one big ball of fire...yet. I recently saw what you idiots published about veggie tales and I have come to the conclusion that you guys must be liberals. I can't believe that you would condone anyone (especially a so-called pastor) to come into your day care center and scare the children like that. You guys apparently are so misguided that you believe someone has actually created a cucumber penis just to misguide children. If you guys had any sense that you would see that a freakin' cucumber does somewhat resemble a penis. I guess you should yell at God for creating it to look that way. What a bunch of idiots. I can't believe there are people that actually call themselves christians and are so misguided. May God have mercy on your soul...you will probably need it.
Dear Friends,