What Are Satan's Favorite Christmas Toys This Year? Lucifer just opened his holiday Toy Chest and he wants children to hop inside and go straight to Hell! DANGEROUS TOYS!>

NATIONAL NEWS SERMON:
TIGER WOODS: Philanderer and Christian Basher!
"The public will undoubtedly forgive Mr. Woods for placing his external appendage into as many holes as he has shot golf balls. What Americans don't know, unfortunately is that..."  READ MORE!>

WAR ON CHRISTMAS:
IS SANTA CLAUS REALLY SATAN IN DISGUISE? A special report concerning the origin of Santa Claus has America asking, "Is the Devil in Our Chimney?" SHOCKING FULL STORY!>

Landover Gives Back: Holiday Feast For Homeless Who Confess Christ 
Homeless who qualify for the free leftover meal will enjoy a mandatory church service where they will sing hymns and smile through photo sessions.  LEARN MORE!>  

Are the Creatures in "Where the Wild Things Are," Really Enticing Our Children Into Choosing a Homosexual Lifestyle?  Discover the truth about "Where the Wild Things Are" and the book behind it! MORE>

Is Taylor Swift Singing for Satan?
Christian research indicates that the pitch of Miss Swift's voice is responsible for a surge in masturbation and an increase in fornication

Proof of Intelligent Design is Right Between Your Legs!God intelligently reminds men they are to get married every time they look down at that meddlesome pink ring around the tip of their tallywacker. Learn More!>