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This Thanksgiving, Our Children Remind Us: Satan Had Red Skin Too!
View important art from this year's National Christian Thanksgiving Art Contest. Our kids were asked to help stamp out PC liberal lies about Injuns being polite at the first Thanksgiving! NEW!>

Local Injuns Ordered to Stay Away From Thanksgiving Festivities!
Each year, local Injuns display their hypocrisy by expecting hand-outs from decent folks like us who can count the number of ancestors the pagan savages scalped and killed without apology! FULL STORY!>

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American Indians:
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The debate still rages as to how our Pilgrim ancestors defeated the first terrorists. READ MORE!>

The Ongoing War to Keep Thanksgiving Christian!Thanksgiving stories from the good old days will uplift and encourage you during this this secularized Christian Holiday season. READ MORE!>

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Are the Creatures in "Where the Wild Things Are," Really Enticing Our Children Into Choosing a Homosexual Lifestyle? Discover the truth about "Where the Wild Things Are" and the book behind it! MORE>

Bible Disproves the Latest Scientific Find, and All Forthcoming, for That Matter!
Scientists spend 10-years playing with a pile of old monkey bones to come up with another crazy idea! MORE>

Hell's Production of Camelot Completes Its Casting! Satan finally collected enough Kennedys to hold a production of Camelot in Hell! A Homage to Ted Kennedy! More>

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