Receive a Free Frozen Turkey by Accepting Christ as Your Personal Savior Before December 25th! 
This offer has no strings attached other than the strings that hogtie the mouthwatering, steroid-engorged legs of this wonderful gift! Click Here!>

Christian Kids Wanna Know:
How Come Injuns Don't Celebrate Thanksgiving?   
Secular history is for sissies! Your Sunday school teacher will tell you the truth about godless heathen Injuns. More!>

Order Your Landover Baptist Christmas Cards! Happy Birthday Baby Jesus, Please Don't Burn Us in Hell! Shop & Look!>

MAILBAG!
Genuine E-mails sent to our Pastor from intelligent members of the civilized world! Read!>

Landover Baptist's Thanksgiving Memories  Thanksgiving stories from the good old days will uplift and encourage you during this this secularized Christian Holiday season.  
A Look Back!>

Watch Our Pastor on YouTube!  
Pastor Deacon Fred's YouTube Videos are designed to enhance your spiritual life! Watch!>

JesOS™: 
The First Christian Operating System!
Acts as an email hub, sending hundreds of Special Moments™ Bible stories, verses, testimonies, and huge September 11 slideshows to your friends, families, and everyone in their address books! Read More!>

Pope John Paul II Waves a Warning to Catholics From His Home in Hell! 
God makes it even clearer that the former Pope is burning in Hell by allowing John Paul to send a horrifying Halloween warning message to deluded Catholics around the world! Click Here!>

A Holiday Leftover Feast For Local Homeless Folks Who Confess Christ!  
Homeless who qualify for the free leftover meal will enjoy a mandatory church service where they will sing hymns and smile through photo sessions with wealthy church members and local Republican politicians.  Full Story!>

Victoria Osteen Tells All to a Landover Lady  Authorities were forced to release an audiotape of a conversation between Mrs. Osteen and Sister Heather Hardwick under the Freedom of Information Act. More!>