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Christian Concern For Ted Haggard's Delicious Disgrace 
"As an evangelical preacher, he is clearly too used to getting up in front of people who believe anything he says to lie convincingly to those still fettered by thought." Read More!>

Teachers Punish Stupidest Students By Making Them Play Injuns in Thanksgiving Pageant   What a wonderful way of teaching youngsters what happens to lazy failures who expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter! Full Story!>

Free Holiday Leftover Meal For Homeless Who Sign Contract and Confess Christ  
Homeless people who qualify for the free leftover meal will also be asked to sit through a small church service where they will sing hymns and smile through several photo sessions with wealthy church members and local Republican politicians.  Full Story!>

Pastor's Daughter Wins 2006 Miss Baptist Beauty Contest Read More!>

Landover's Injun-Free Thankgiving Memories Stories and tales from our Thanksgiving archives that will uplift and encourage you during this Christian Holiday season.  
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Creation Scientists Trace Origin of Little Red Puppets to the Lake of Fire  "In our initial research, we found that upon tickling Elmo between its legs, or its hind side, it begins to squirm and contort its bestial body into lewd sexual positions. And this toy doesn't just giggle, my friends! No! We've heard it moan!"More>

Conquering the Virtual World For Christ, One Pixel at a Time! Sharing the Gospel of Christ with ignorant unsaved gamers in the World of Warcraft is the primary goal of the Convert or Die Guild.More>