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There is No Room in the Bible for Any Person or Place Called Hermaphrodite!There is No Place or Person Called "Hermaphrodite" in the Holy Bible!   Has God forgotten how to create males and females? Pastor Deacon Fred clarifies with his latest sermon/press release.  More>

Hell's Production of Camelot Completes Its CastingHell's Production of Camelot Completes Its Casting!  Satan finally collected enough Kennedys to hold a production of Camelot in Hell!  A Homage to Ted Kennedy!   More>
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