Politically Correct Jesus Costumes Terrorize Peaceful Christian Community! 
Church members were hospitalized over complications related to what Creation Scientists are calling, "Nubian Jesus Shock Syndrome."" Click Here!>

Center for Occult Research Publishes Tips on How to Spot Wiccans  Like the hyena and the dog, the typical Wiccan will mark its demonic territory by urinating or squatting down its MORBIDLY OBESE RUMP and defecating onto the sacred, cold ground of your local church cemetery! The Shocking Truth About WICCA!>

Will Children Go Straight to Hell For Celebrating Halloween?
Most likely, the answer is yes, unless you follow our ten Halloween tips for Holyweeners. Read More>

The Devil Has Many Disguises!
Everything you need to fight Lucifer on his own territory this Halloween. More!>

MAILBAG!
Genuine E-mails sent to our Pastor from members of the civilized world! Read!>

Interactive Halloween Hell House  
Landover Baptist Academy's Senior High Halloween Hell House." Tour!> 

Watch Our Pastor on YouTube!  
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Please Baby Jesus! Don't Send Us to Hell For Celebrating Halloween!  The Official Landover Baptist Halloween Card. 
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JesOS™: 
The First Christian Operating System!
Acts as an email hub, sending hundreds of Special Moments™ Bible stories, verses, testimonies, and huge September 11 slideshows to your friends, families, and everyone in their address books! Read More!>

THE BIBLE & RACIAL ORIGIN:
Did God Make You From Dirty Black Mud or Beautiful White Sand?
Creation Scientists utilize soil analysis to trace the Biblical origins of our species! Article!>    

VIDEO GAMES
What Would Jesus Play?  The virtual world is ripe for evangelism! Learn More>