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The Latest: 10/09/05 - Concerned church members have asked that we post online, any information related to the shutdown of our Baptist Halloween Hell House.  Please continue to keep the Senior High Youth Group in your prayers.
Pending Investigation:
09/25/05 - Federal authorities cited a 2003 Public Notice and moved to officially block church officials from moving forward with similar plans for Landover's 2005 Halloween Hell House.  Click Here for More Information

Online Hellhouse Available: 10/08/05 - Church officials are encouraging church members to continue visiting the Landover virtual Hellhouse online.  Click Here to Visit


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