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We Are Conservative, Godly, Republican, and Unstoppable!
We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons.
If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed
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Please
Baby Jesus! Don't Send Us to Hell For Celebrating Halloween!
