Our New Book Has Been  Unleashed On a Sinful Nation!   
Welcome to Jesusland! is like getting an invigorating spiritual enema! Have a look inside the soon to be #1 bestselling book besides the Holy Bible on the hit list of every Liberal swine vermin infesting this once righteous and Godly nation! Please, Jesus! Let Me See!>

BAPTIST FASHION NEWS
The Devil Now Wears Sequins! Satan makes slut-spotting easy by tagging trailer park harlots with easy-to-spot sequins Read More!>

BESTIALITY BUST!
Miniature Horses Lure Men Into Local Barn For Oral Sex! 
The expression "miniature horse lovers" took on a unseemly connotation in the paddocks and barns of rural Iowa this past week. Read More!>

Reader Mail!
Authentic e-mails sent directly to our Pastor's inbox from the heartland of God's Country™  Let Me See!>

The Secular Humanist Bible Quiz!  
What is the Lord’s opinion of those who, after critical analysis, opt for a belief structure other than Christianity? Click Here For the Answer>

Baptist Sexuality  
Understand that Satan is making your soft, inviting body HIS business!  Learn how to stop his wandering red-hot demon fingers from tickling your True Christian™ fancy! 
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MRS. BETTY BOWERS:
George W. Bush's Four Point Plan for the Middle East
Dear Brother and Sisters in Tingly Apocalyptic Anticipation... Read More>

CHRISTIAN KIDS WANNA KNOW:
Why Don't Jesus Just Zap All The Evildoers?  I believe from the looks of things little Ralphy, you might see the "Great Zapping" (as you eager young Christians call it) in your very own lifetime..  More!>

Baptist Missionaries Remove Thousands of Jewish Prayers From Wailing Wall  Own a genuine, beautifully mounted, unanswered Jewish Prayer Scroll! Full Details!>

Landover Baptist University Announces New Advanced Degree in Motherhood!   Female graduates prepare for the rewarding role of wordless, smiling servitude in Baptist husbandry... Read More!>